I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

olbaidiablo,

Leading up go on an mostly liquid diet. Diet shakes would probably do it. And just don't eat solid food. This, BTW, is going to suck when it's over as you'll feel like you need your bowel disimpacted. But it is possible.

Vitaly_Chernobyl,
@Vitaly_Chernobyl@dataterm.digital avatar

OP confirmed as drug mule

Pulptastic,

The best thing you can eat is nothing. Take a 3 day water only fast. Maybe 4 days, start before your trip to get out all the poop ahead of time.

lewosadebu,

Not sure if this is a troll post...

But in case not, in my experience black chocolate and banana helps in these kind of situations...

And don't drink apple or grape juice, or the opposite will happen 🙃

indomara,

This whole thread is hilarious, especially because I regularly go 5-7 days. Longer if I am traveling. I even take fiber!

I recently had to do the bowel screen and because I go so long between samples I had to get special forms and submit each sample individually, lol.

lewosadebu,

Hey anything from once a week to three days a day is "normal" 😉

Gwyntale,

Have you ever considered how much of your body weight at any given time is poop?

indomara,

No, but I did once read that the length of human intestines can vary anywhere from 3-7 meters, so it stands to reason that some people are just slower to process things.

eyy,

This whole thread is hilarious, especially because I regularly go 5-7 days. Longer if I am traveling. I even take fiber!

That sounds unlikely, you must be full of shit.

If it's true, well... you must be full of shit.

baseless_discourse,

It depends on the diet, I grow up with a diet that is high on oil, chilli, and veggie, I had no problem pooping everyday.

Then I went to college, the only veggies I can find are overcooked broccoli or cold iceberg lettuce. I can easily go a week without pooping, since my digestive system is just not used to these kind of diet.

Obviously it is extremely uncomfortable to go weeks without pooping. I would prefer to poop like normal, but I cannot find the diet I am used to in college.

oxideSeven,
@oxideSeven@lemmy.fmhy.ml avatar

Eat a full MRE the day before. Good luck ever pooping again.

LevelUp,
@LevelUp@dataterm.digital avatar

Eat a diet with hardly any fibre before you go. The last time I was bunged up for 4 days I had eaten a lot of meat and not enough veggies in comparison. It'll either help, or you'll just have a very big poop idk.

I would recommend lessening your fibre as a minimum if you must though!

morva,

hold it in

hemko,

I was here

RomanRoy,
@RomanRoy@lemmy.world avatar

I wonder how he will behave as soon as the first thing the date does in the tent is, unceremoniously, going for a poop.

sarchar,

Fast. Seriously. Drink just enough water to stay hydrated. Avoid diuretics like coffee and alcohol.

brav0zulu,
@brav0zulu@midwest.social avatar

I didn’t see this answer, so sorry if it’s been said, but just don’t eat. It’s three days, after all. Incidentally I’ve read that if you ate solely what your body needed to survive, it would take 20-40 days to even build up enough waste to have to poop.

Wreckronomicon,

This might cause a different problem...runny shit and then they'll have no choice but to poop.

Stalinwolf,
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

Holy shit. Alright, so naturally I have to ask if it's possible to eat just what you need to survive and still remain somewhat healthy. Or are you slowly withering at this point? What's the middle-ground here? How long can a person survive on just the bare minimum before their body becomes too weak?

Crackhappy,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

This is absolutely correct. You can survive just fine for three days with no food. You'll be tired and cranky but alive.

super_user_do,
@super_user_do@feddit.it avatar

Me surviving 1week without pooping

EuroNutellaMan,
@EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world avatar

OP I don't think this is what they meant when they said "don't be a party pooper"

Limelight3019,

I'm proud to make this comment my first ever interaction (post, comment, or vote) on Lemmy.

eyy,

No shit! Good that you're participating, don't let that account go to waste.

Limelight3019,

No shit!

LOL!

Bayblade,

Would love an update haha

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Update: haven't pooped yet

gsa32,

I was here

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

We've all had our in-jokes, but holding-it-in-jokes? That's deucedly clever.

eyy,

You have some real talent there, don't let it go to waste.

_haha_oh_wow_,
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not to worry, they already started a movement.

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