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dual_sport_dork, in Which internet meme, if somehow erased from ever emerging, might have the biggest impact?
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Rickrolling, possibly.

Or yeet. I think modern culture might be noticeably different if we didn’t have yeet.

LadyLikesSpiders,

Would love a world without rickrolling tbh. One of the jokes I never really got

swordsmanluke,

Man, I don’t know why a random Rick Astley song replaced goatse, but I am so glad it did.

LadyLikesSpiders,

I’ll agree to that for sure. A marked improvement

shish_mish, in Where on the globe would you best be able to sail a very large ship without being detected?
@shish_mish@lemmy.world avatar

The Pacific Ocean is massive and if a ship turns off its transponder it is invisible unless you have satellites in your game. Ships can easily disappear in the Pacific even with modern search and rescues when people really really want to find a ship[ in trouble, they sometimes can’t. I have a friend that sails those waters and there are endless small islands, often uninhabited where he stays in small bays and inlets.

scytale,

Does he have any stories of weird/strange things he saw/heard on those small uninhabited islans?

shish_mish,
@shish_mish@lemmy.world avatar

Nothing strange about the islands apart from him raving about the stunning beaches, waterfalls, and colorful wildlife. He once found a bale of weed, he kept it and never returned to that particular island. The strange stories he has all occurred out on the ocean. Swimming in bioluminescent water. A massive shape nearly 100m long surfaced his bow in the middle of the night and paced him for hours. It turned out to be a sub.
He has many stories about the ocean, he is convinced he saw UFOs, not necessarily aliens but definitely unidentified and very unusual crafts and he saw them go into the water. I believe him, he is not the type to be into conspiracies or make things up. He embellishes his stories a little but that is just him being a good storyteller. He was in the military and navy for 40 years so he knows the ocean well. The Pacific Ocean is an enormous space, there are military outposts but due to its size, they are few and far between. The Arctic is much much more surveilled due to all the big countries wanting a piece of it and with climate change opening the Bering Strait, this becomes very valuable. Good luck with your game, may it fare well and be profitable to you.

Mouselemming,

I think a submarine, even of a hostile country, is probably your best option for a 100m-long underwater shadow rising in front of your boat. Much better than any living creature.

BroBot9000,
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Damn! Those are some amazing stories. Thanks for sharing.

There will likely be fancy sci-fi technology that would explain why the satellites can’t find the ship. Maybe a light reflecting cloak but I want to make it grounded whenever possible.

You’re given me a lot to think about.

Pelicanen,

Maybe there were so many satellites that at some point two collided and caused a bunch of space debris, which makes sending up satellites incredibly difficult and satellite usage limited to mostly communication?

BroBot9000,
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I dig that concept but I feel it’s starting to take away from the uniqueness of the ship and its capabilities if it’s only undetectable because of an external situation.

Pelicanen,

You could have satellite detection rely more on using another range in the electromagnetic spectrum since having enough coverage for visual detection is too difficult (think RADAR for example) with the ship providing some unique solution for it. Either like airplanes do to prevent the signals bouncing off it to begin with, or something super high-tech where it analyzes that spectrum of radiation and then calculates what the response would be if it wasn’t there.

But that might be getting into too tech-garbled territory.

BroBot9000,
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That’s a phenomenal explanation! A little on the tech talk side as you mentioned but I think most people could probably understand the concept.

Definitely going to keep that idea in the bank.

perviouslyiner, (edited )

How about an NPT-style treaty? The satellites got sensitive enough to detect ballistic missile submarines (or the arctic ice melted so that they can’t hide under the ice). Everyone realised that it would be catastrophic for nuclear nations not to have to worry about a retaliatory strike, so the nations made an agreement that none of them would scan the oceans with satellites.

shalafi,

satellites got sensitive enough to detect ballistic missile submarines

HOW?!

SgtAStrawberry,

Well if it was a flying object that was unidentified it was indeed a UFO, but if it went swimming it was a USO or a UDO.

wjrii,
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The Pacific Ocean is massive and if a ship turns off its transponder it is invisible unless you have satellites in your game.

So it seems like the key will be some combination of deactivating the transponder, getting away from other ships, being low profile in various EM wavelengths (difficult if it's also large), traveling with a significant cloud cover (hurricane?), escaping detection by military submarines and other sonar sources, and ending up in a place and condition where they're sheltered from all of the above. This seems very nearly impossible if everyone is already hunting for our intrepid vessel, but if there's some reason for people not to be looking right away, I can imagine plausible scenarios where the data takes long enough to come together for the necessary storytelling beats to play out.

BroBot9000,
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Fantastic summary!

Yeah let me elaborate a bit without spoiling the premise.

The ship isn’t being actively searched for but it’s supposed to be undetectable while being as pleasant to travel on as possible.

ElBarto, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Fuck, I left the oven on.

fiendishplan, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

I asked my doctor “You’ve done this before, right?” he didn’t laugh.

KISSmyOS,

Did he start to sweat and stutter, instead?

MajorHavoc,

Everyone has to start somewhere.

I hope you got a coupon discount or something, though.

FractalsInfinite, in Do you know of any obscure useful websites?

seirdy.one has this great index of google alternatives that can be used.

Anna’s Archive and z-library are the best way I’ve found to pirate books

Lemminary,

Don’t forget about Libgen and all its instances. I heard they pull books from z-lib but I’m not sure how it works anymore.

Azzu,

Anna’s archive is a meta indexer, pointing to libgen as the sources.

Mr_Blott,

Mobilism dot org has been my saviour for well over a decade for books

Sanity_in_Moderation,

Audiobooks too?

FractalsInfinite,

No, but !lemmy.dbzer0.com/c/piracy recommends audioaz.com as a good source of pirated Audiobooks

lud,

Audiobookbay.nl works pretty well (best public tracker I think) for audiobooks but the absolute best source for audiobooks and ebooks is the private tracker myanonamouse.net

loudWaterEnjoyer, in What cheap tool/gadget do you use that greatly improves your daily life?
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Poopknife

SeabassDan,

I still use the scissors, can’t get enough leverage with the knife sometimes.

That or I need more fiber.

elscallr,
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If you ever have to resort to the knife resist the urge to push it against the toilet. If it cuts through suddenly the sharp impact from the blade could crack the porcelain.

hiremenot_recruiter,
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Sorry, what?

wahming,

A knife made of fossilised coprolite, so it looks at home in the toilet. Alternatively, a knife used to cut up poop for inspection before disposal.

Dontfearthereaper123,

Bit nit picky but coprolite is fossilied poop. Saying fossilied coprolite is a bit redundant as coprolite already states that it’s fossilised

wahming,

No I agree with you perfectly, but it was a choice between making it semantically correct, and making it more readable / understandable to most readers.

Papergeist,

Lol it’s an old story from reddit. Allegedly, this guy was at a friend’s house and he went to the bathroom. But he couldnt find the poopknife and called out for it. He was mortified to learn that the average family did not employ the use of a poopknife.

glitch1985,

What’s a reddit?

SatyrSack,

A closed source centralized Lemmy alternative.

Papergeist,

I made the whole thing up. It came to me in a fever dream.

blackbrook,

It’s like an internet poop knife.

hiremenot_recruiter,
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WTF

macrocephalic,

The funny thing is that you can actually buy a poop knife now.

ohlaph,

Poop knife.

WillardHerman, in How long would you live if electricity for the whole world went out permanently?
@WillardHerman@lemmy.world avatar

About six weeks.

After my medications run out, then about one or two weeks and I die. Period.

bleepbloopbleep, in How do I stop a crush from developing further?

Play Baldurs Gate 3 and crush hard on your companions.

65gmexl3, (edited )
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BrianTheeBiscuiteer, in What are the best steps to reduce the wealth of billionaires?

A wealth tax does seem warranted for billionaires. I don’t like the idea of taxing something inert but honestly that’s how they make money. They borrow against thousands of shares at a time and pay zero taxes on the loan.

Joker,

The wealth tax has never sat well with me either. We are talking about taxing someone based on the value of an asset that they would need to collateralize or liquidate to pay the tax bill. That doesn’t seem right or fair to me.

On the other hand, I read today about Trader Joe’s and their suit against the NLRB and I’ve changed my mind. They engaged in a bunch of shady union-busting behavior, they got caught, and now they’re arguing the NLRB is unconstitutional. Meanwhile, the NLRB has been wielding this power for like 90 years.

Where we’re at is, obscenely wealthy people who break the law are essentially giving the government the finger and saying they should be allowed to do it. They’re acting as if they believe they are powerful enough that they are no longer subject to laws. Trump and Musk are no different. I’m sure there are plenty more.

It used to be people like that were mostly normal. They would make contributions, get their way most of the time, get some pushback when they went too far, maybe kicked and screamed a little bit, but they would eventually get in line.

Now, they simply say the rules are bullshit and they shouldn’t have to follow them anymore. These people are undermining our government and subverting the rule of law. It’s time they get kicked in the teeth.

They derive their power from wealth. Although our government has plenty of problems, it’s still ours if we can hold onto it. It’s time to make a statement to anyone who dares threaten that. FAFO. I’m all for taxing these fuckers.

QuarterSwede,
@QuarterSwede@lemmy.world avatar

When the billionaires themselves are telling us to tax the crap out of them then why aren’t we?

damnthefilibuster,

Don’t have time for a longer post right now. But here’s my question about the wealth tax -

Trickle down BS and Invisible Hand BS all say that if people have wealth, they WILL reinvest it. That’s the correct thing to do.

When you drive a car, the correct thing to do is drive safely and at a logical speed. If you do irrational driving, you get a ticket.

So why isn’t it logical that if you are participating in a capitalist economy, and not doing the correct thing of constantly reinvesting your money, then the govt should fine you for it?

Wealth shouldn’t just sit around and do nothing, specially in foreign bank accounts. If it does, it should be fined… or taxed.

Varyk, in Is there a word for the feeling of nostalgia for or missing of another lifetime one only lived in a dream?

Anemoia - nostalgia for a life you never lived.

Apparently made up for the experience you’re describing.

Twinklebreeze,

Never mix anemoia with bleach.

remotelove,
@remotelove@lemmy.ca avatar

Or add water to chlorine.

feebl,

Let me guess, The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows? Absolutely wonderfull project.

Chainweasel, in What are some food items that cost less than what they "should"?

Snack cakes. Do you want to know why America has an obesity epidemic?
Because a whole box of Swiss cake rolls is $2.50 at Walmart and a deli salad is $5.00.

otp,

It’s not much different in Canada. I strongly dislike all the HFCS-sweetened stuff.

Aux, in Is it normal for your BP to rise after quitting

I don’t know about drinking, but when you quit smoking, it will take many months for your body to heal. Expect extreme coughing, nausea and other unpleasant side effects. I went through it after more than a decade of heavy smoking and it was not fun at all. But hey, I don’t smoke for over a decade now and couldn’t be happier about it.

mayotte2048,

On many medical websites, the four pieces of advice to lower BP: 1 - weight management, 2 - cardio, 3 - minimize salt, 4 - minimize alcohol.

bobsuruncle, in Folks in North America, where do you like to get PC parts online these days?

Try using pcpartpicker.com. You can do your build on the site and it will list the best deals for the components you choose. As a bonus it will check to see if there are some glaring incompatibilities at the same time.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I love this site so much. As someone who’s not got much of a tech backgroung, it’s been massively helpful in building and upgrading my PCs.

ALostInquirer,

As a bonus it will check to see if there are some glaring incompatibilities at the same time.

I’d heard of the site but for some reason I’d forgotten this part. I’ll definitely use it for that at a minimum (and maybe for sourcing parts as well depending!), as I have a habit of missing some tiny detail that happens to relate to compatibility.

toiletobserver, in If the human body didn't heal itself, how'd you be doing rn?

D-E-D, dead.

intensely_human, in What's some amazing technology they have in Japan that's very normal to them but would blow our minds here in the US and western world?

It’s just a small thing. The escalators don’t run continuously. They start running as you approach them.

h3rm17,

We have those in Europe as well, not Hyper commin, but still

ammonium,

We have escalators that don’t stop in Europe? I didn’t even know those existed.

c10l,

We even have those in Brazil. Not everywhere, I reckon most are older than those but I’ve seen them in some malls and airports at least.

HandwovenConsensus,

I’ve seen some in the US that run slowly until you get close. I guess they think that if it was stopped completely, people would assume it’s non-operational.

drawerair,

They can put a sign saying it’ll run when there’s a person. Eventually it’ll be common knowledge. I’m just thinking re efficiency.

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