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Imgonnatrythis, in It's true, look it up.

Grew up in the western education system and this is the kind of stuff they censored us from. Fascinating.

DarkDarkHouse,
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

They’ve still censored the top and bottom third of this critical information. Context is everything.

hdnsmbt,

The context is OP doesn’t know how to save a picture without making a screenshot.

someguy3, (edited ) in I will spread so much salmonella

Do sideways egg cups exist?

tigeruppercut,

Just gotta stretch the original until it’s sideways

Evil_Shrubbery,

Where do y’all get sideways eggs tho??

someguy3,

Can you imagine the chicken that laid that?

Sorgan71, in Recycling 4-year-old 737 memes (Part 1)

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  • MataVatnik,
    @MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

    Tell that to the 349 people that died in two 737 Max crashes 6 months apart from each other after Boeing decided to skirt regulation and cut cost.

    Sorgan71,

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  • MataVatnik,
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    One thing is people dying from a car accident due to driver error or bad conditions, but it’s another thing to die from a car accident after your car decides to drive you into a wall at 100mph because manufacturers wanted to make extra profit.

    Rentlar, in Yeah, I'm gonna get a second opinion on that...
    edgemaster72,
    @edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

    Is this Loss?

    Annoyed_Crabby,

    No it’s ground

    0x4E4F,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Has a landscape as well… nice touch.

    ElBarto, in Yeah, I'm gonna get a second opinion on that...
    @ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

    It still makes me laugh all our building’s paths and stuff like that are judged by a floating air bubble in a coloured liquid.

    UnrepententProcrastinator,

    And lasers, and gps

    marcos,

    And theodolites.

    ElBarto,
    @ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Unless your building or infrastructure was built after they became a thing, everything else, air bubble.

    0x4E4F,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    My building, definitely. It’s built in 1965 😂.

    Kolanaki, (edited ) in "Sometimes dead is better" - Jud Crandall, Pet Sematary
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    This idea has me 6 feet from the edge, and I’m thinking “maybe 6 feet ain’t so far down.”

    ElanoidesWahl,
    @ElanoidesWahl@slrpnk.net avatar

    HOLD ME NOOOOWWW!

    trouble, in Bub-bups bounce

    Bro what

    Imgonnatrythis,

    Bup Bup bups bounce

    HootinNHollerin, (edited ) in Recycling 4-year-old 737 memes (Part 1)
    MataVatnik, (edited )
    @MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

    ONE WAY TICKET TO FLAVOR TOWN (the bottom of the ocean)

    Classy,

    Needs two sets of tildes and you only need one set for the entire string, boss!

    
    <span style="color:#323232;">~~(the bottom of the ocean)~~
    </span>
    

    (the bottom of the ocean)

    MataVatnik,
    @MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m getting a strike through with the double tilde, what do you see on my original comment from your end?

    ininewcrow, (edited )
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    salty and tastes like fish

    Mr_Fish, in Ya know,

    It’s what it’s

    moistclump,

    I have no more original thoughts

    Secret300, in When your crush walks into class but you're homeschooled...

    Alright but like, the dress actually does look nice

    Olhonestjim,

    So did the slaver’s daughters’ dresses.

    Ilovethebomb,

    No, it doesn’t. It’s a crinkled, rumpled, shapeless mess. It looks like it was home made, by someone with no business making a dress.

    It looks terrible.

    GladiusB,
    @GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

    No it doesn’t. It looks like someone that needs so much damn attention they can’t just get married, they need to own the libs while getting married. It’s sad and looks horrible because of the pattern. Nothing makes it look good.

    steal_your_face, in Edge....
    @steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

    Surfing the web brah 🏄‍♂️🤙

    bucketofcandyfloss,

    Right on dude 🤙

    TranscendentalEmpire, in Recycling 4-year-old 737 memes (Part 1)

    Is Airbus doing some kind of odd gorilla marketing, or did you just lose a bunch of money on Boeing stock?

    aeronmelon,

    Airbus would be foolish not to capitalize on the situation.

    21Cabbage,

    It guerilla marketing, gorilla marketing probably involves offers of food and sex.

    marcos,

    Well, as far as we know, somebody could be hiring gorillas to punch airplane doors out of place.

    MataVatnik,
    @MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

    As the newly appointed marketing executive of Airbus, this is exactly what we are doing

    PsychedSy,

    Hilariously enough, that wouldn’t work. They’d have to snap some bolts first.

    marcos,

    Yeah, I know. The force a gorilla can make is minuscule compared to what those doors withstand normally.

    It’s only a joke.

    PsychedSy,

    Granted, if we fail to put bolts in the 'rilla wins.

    LemmyFeed,

    I’m listening…

    MataVatnik, (edited )
    @MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

    I had these saved on my Instagram from the time that two 737 Max crashed about four years ago. Never thought these memes would ever be relevant again but after the door incident I had to pull them out and spam Lemmy with them.

    In my case it’s more disbelief and anger, I was pretty upset after studying the 737 Max crashes. They could have been completely avoided, but they chose to skirt regulation. Boeing test launch for the space capsule was a disaster, and now this. It’s incredible, i would have assumed something would have been done after hundreds of people died. But it appears like issues persist and more people are going to die. All in the interest of profits, and our legislators are not only complicit but actively participating in this criminality.

    sunbrrnslapper,

    I think tossing one of their execs and jail would inspire some changes.

    TranscendentalEmpire,

    Accurate, to the point, and emotionally compelling. Exactly what a marketing manager hired by Airbus would say! I’m on to you…

    MataVatnik,
    @MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

    I fucking wish. I’m unemployed and living like a hobo

    0x4E4F,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Ah, I see they trained you well young padawan.

    Socsa, in Time for some yoga

    Shidded?

    Kolanaki,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    Shidding and farding yoga.

    FlashZordon, in There are no accidents
    @FlashZordon@lemmy.world avatar

    Fart is a top 5 funny word.

    hungryphrog,

    What are the top 4 then?

    FlashZordon,
    @FlashZordon@lemmy.world avatar

    -Pee

    -Poop

    -Cum

    -Unsubstantiated

    kittenzrulz123,

    Sixth place is moist

    DaCookeyMonsta, in I'm 99% sure it's not real

    I’m an engineer. I’m on my phone looking at memes until someone asks me a question, then I do a thing in 5 minutes that they expected to take 5 days because people don’t understand computers, then I go back to the memes.

    EvilHankVenture,

    Quiet! You are giving the secret away.

    HootinNHollerin, (edited )

    Sounds like tech support, not engineering

    surewhynotlem,

    I have been downvoted to hell for what I’m about to say, but I’m going to say it again anyway.

    IT support people are now called engineers. No, I don’t like it. No it’s not proper “engineering”. Yes, language evolves and there’s nothing we can do about it. If that’s a problem for people, I recommend screaming into the void. It doesn’t help, but you feel better after a while.

    BarrelAgedBoredom,

    It’s corporate self aggrandizing wank. On par with calling subway workers “sandwich artists”. It’s as insulting to the workers as it is ridiculous

    surewhynotlem,

    insulting to the workers

    Then why do the workers choose to identify as such in public?

    No one at Subway is going around calling themselves an artist.

    BarrelAgedBoredom,

    That’s kind of my point. No one at subway is calling themselves artists, it’s insulting and they don’t like it. You answered your own question, the answer is: they don’t.

    In instances where they use their given title it’s probably for convenience. I’m an EMT, when I was doing interfacility runs for a private ambulance company (aka not doing the expected work of an EMT) I didn’t call myself an ambulance driver or professional insurance fraud fall guy, I called myself an EMT because it was easier to use in day to day conversation. If someone wanted to talk about it I would explain the nuances but I’m not gonna do that every time someone asks me what I do for work in polite conversation

    surewhynotlem,

    And my point is that support and service desk IT people DO call themselves engineers. The guy above us did so. So if it were insulting, they sure they wouldn’t identify that way.

    HootinNHollerin, (edited )

    IMO no engineering degree, no engineer. There’s some exceptions for incredible self taught folks but they’re drowned out by so many others that just use the title without the skill

    Hazen,

    I think most engineers have an understanding amongst each other, regardless of their specialty, we can all teach ourselves to problem solve. So many math and physics classes as an EE just to get to my core classes. It definitely a certain type of person to get through the thick of it.

    frezik,

    Major engineering organizations, like the IEEE or the ASME, often require degrees, but do have exceptions built into the rules for on the job experience. So this does happen, and regularly enough that there’s consideration for it.

    Takumidesh,

    Why stop there? No PE no engineer.

    You can arbitrarily gatekeep the title all you want, but the reality is that engineering is a group of concepts and ideologies that can be applied to many disciplines in many ways.

    Just because the person doing the engineering doesn’t meet your personal standards doesn’t mean engineering isn’t being accomplished.

    There is nothing about the engineering process that requires a degree.

    All that being said. A professional engineer is an actual controlled title. (You can’t sign documents as a PE without getting the license, just like an attorney (JD) or doctor (MD)) but far and away most engineers, do not have this title, because most engineering jobs and tasks don’t require it.

    Finally, (in most states) you can work with no degree under a PE for four years, pass the FE and PE, get your title and build a bridge. So as far as the most stringent title goes, it still doesn’t actually require a degree.

    mosiacmango, (edited )

    I know plently of helpdesk guys that do engineering, if engineering is “identify an issue, find and implement a fix.” Its varying degrees of rudimentary, but the same could be said about anyone in conputer science.

    The truth is no one in computer science, programmers, SREs or otherwise, are licensed engineers. Why does a programmer have more of a claim to an unearned title than anyone else in the field?

    surewhynotlem,

    It’s exactly this. No one complains when IT infrastructure engineers design and build systems and call themselves engineers, even though they don’t have a PE certification. So if they can do it, why not support staff?

    frezik,

    Programming grew up in an environment where failure is cheap (relatively speaking). You might make a mistake that costs five, six, or even seven figures (I’m sure I’ve made at least one seven figure mistake), but nobody will die from it. When people could die, such as flight control software, different development techniques for formal methods are used. Those tend to cost at least ten times more than other methods, so they aren’t used much otherwise.

    If anything, we should lean into this as an advantage. Iterate even faster, catch failures faster, and fix it faster.

    mosiacmango, (edited )

    I mean, that is fine and all about the historical reasons we dont have engineer titles, but the OP comment was gatekeeping one part of IT from another like there was an actual legal distinction between a dev, someone in infrastructure or someone in support.

    There is not.

    HootinNHollerin, (edited )

    I mean there is distinction between software engineers and software developers as far as the degree

    mosiacmango, (edited )

    Neither role is legally defined, so I actually disagree.

    You can make a case for there being a differnce, but because every job defines the roles in IT differently with no actual standard, it’s all opinion.

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