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usualsuspect191, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

This is a person who was able to get a driver’s license…

InternetCitizen2,

Bar is too low.

qyron,

Any lower and it will be a line on the ground, judging by the example at hand.

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

They also most likely vote

Bytemeister,

And it probably counts more than yours.

ShitOnABrick, (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

The individual whom put this up might not be the original owner of the vehicle. There’s a possibility someone vandalised the vehicle

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Nah, three a lot of these kind of cars around the country.

KredeSeraf,

You’d be amazed how many people driving daily don’t and have never had a license. Used to be a police dispatcher, shit happens all the damn time.

EmoDuck,

What’s the procedure then? Arrest, pressing charges, payments or other punishment I (blissfully ignorantly) assume

PersnickityPenguin,

$39 ticket but the judge will reduce it to $19.99 if you actually pay it.

shalafi,

Almost always a ticket, assuming that’s the only law you’re breaking. And they will certainly look for more!

Funny story, I was arrested in Chicagoland one time for not having a license. (Lost my wallet, still had to work.) Officer had a high school kid (cop wannabe) for a ride-along and wanted to demonstrate arrest and booking procedures.

In and out in 45 minutes but got stuck 30 miles from home.

EmoDuck,

Well, that’s what you get for being a menace to society, you punk

BananaPeal, in It's that time of year again.
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

I thought Papa Woody was just Arbor Day. Good to see him branching out.

Norgur, in got her!

I don't get it

EherVielleicht,
Norgur,

I get it

konalt,
@konalt@lemmy.world avatar

Amazing character development

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Redemption anime arc

dumdum666, (edited ) in When Horses replace electric is the circle complete?

This is usually the cycle if there is something new… many people in the past thought that computers or the internet would go away again … same with AI models at the moment

kpw,

To be fair there are countless fads that went away again. Spicy autocomplete might very well be one of them. Not every invention has had the success of the automobile or the computers.

pensivepangolin,

But spicy autocorrect is going to steal my job next month! Benzinga told me and my boss so; when he does fire me it totally won’t be a self fulfilling prophecy!

(Don’t worry, if this ages poorly I WILL delete this comment.)

WoodlandAlliance,

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  • vonxylofon, (edited )

    Looking at all the cars in the socialist countries… Huh.

    Eheran,

    This is Lemmy. Corporations bad, capitalism bad. Very simple.

    So many random posts claiming something is bad because of capitalism and getting upvoted…

    Olhonestjim, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

    I’m always surprised how much they spelled correctly.

    Cornucopiaofplenty, in My whole night is booked now

    Currently 4h24m into Flaw Peacock’s 7h42m analysis of Who’s Lila? and loving every minute

    Caesium,

    yess I spent a weekend watching that when it first came out and it was an awesome watch. I think about 4 hrs in is when I finally realized his name was a euphemism lol

    ChiefSinner, in Real Love

    Jesus Christ is better than that girl (or guy) that said they would die for you Jesus Christ did actually died for you. Jesus Christ’s love is real.

    Ftfy

    pewpew, in It causes vaccines
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    This is why Kinder Surprise is banned in America

    takeda,

    This is what upsets me about that ban. Given the size of the capsule containing the toy, an adult capable of doing it would have been really good at deep throating.

    This shows how big it is: youtu.be/P0n0SziKvgw

    Corkyskog,
    @Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Well now I see why they are banned… they are literally explosive.

    lud,

    They aren’t that big normally. Those are probably maxi eggs or something.

    Here’s how the normal eggs look: youtu.be/rkoHcWtWKjY?t=7s

    captainlezbian,

    If it makes you feel better the ban isn’t because kids could choke but because people used to hide shit like sawdust filling in food so we banned all non food completely surrounded by food

    joyjoy,

    eats egg whole, chokes and dies

    don,

    You wanna get a died, people? Because 👆 this is how you get a died.

    TurboHarbinger,

    5G poisoning

    thefartographer,

    It’s because “[insert grade level] Surprise” triggers PTSD in our school shooting survivors students.

    CryptidBestiary, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

    For those who are wondering if this picture is real or not, I couldn’t say. But I have seen a fair share of misspellings and bad grammar written on trucks about similar sentiments in Nevada (seeing where the license in the picture belongs to). The take away of this is that usually there is a correlation between education and conspiracies (believing in misinformation), and it’s a very real, serious issue in this country.

    pensivepangolin,

    Wait. You mean to tell me that giving kids terrible educations…makes them more susceptible to being stupid assholes?

    superduperenigma, (edited )

    Somebody should let the GOP know so they stop trying to defund education! Surely they wouldn’t want entire generations of people growing up to be ignorant, conspiracy believing assholes with no critical thinking skills!

    Mirshe,

    More specifically, we don’t really teach source analysis in a lot of schools anymore. I’ve run into college students who have no idea of how to discern that a source is bullshit - especially if the site or source looks well-polished and sounds like it knows what it’s talking about. Even a lot of Q people have figured out that the best way to draw people in is to look and sound professional, not just ranting into a camera in your truck cabin - you need a nice backdrop, and probably a polo shirt at minimum.

    Bytemeister, (edited )

    Right!?

    When Republicans were initially investingating the 2020 election in Georgia, they called in a “forensic imaging specialist” who said that they would be able to determine which ballots were fabricated. I got a lot of flack for questioning the guy’s credentials online, but literally his biggest accomplishment in life was inventing a crappy barcode scanner shaped like a cat, and it was a huge flop.

    r/conservative was adamant that this dunce was going to overturn the election in Georgia…

    Chariotwheel, in When Horses replace electric is the circle complete?

    Car breaks down.

    "I am sorry, old pal.", I whisper as I load the gun.

    Fosheze,

    If the car is old and rusty enough that’s not entirely wrong. My dad has a truck right now that he’s just driving until the next major breakdown; after that it’s going to the glue factory getting sold off as scrap.

    Imgonnatrythis, in got her!

    You are all in their trap if you are convinced these people need your sympathy.

    PrettyLights,

    They just want their privacy!

    youtu.be/2N8_5LDkZwY

    kofe,

    I mean, I think everyone is deserving of sympathy to some degree. Doesn’t mean excusing poor behavior, but it can help in understanding and preventing

    Tikiporch, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

    I saw this type of manifesto on a brand new Yukon the other day in the Hobby Lobby parking lot. It was all cut vinyl lettering, nice contrast of color against the shiny black paint. It was honestly surreal, and could be an untapped market for the folks at Cricut.

    frickineh,

    I have a cricut collecting dust. Maybe I should start an etsy for bananapants vehicular rants.

    Fosheze,

    bananapants vehicular rants

    Well you already have your business name figured out.

    frickineh,

    It’d be fun, but I don’t think you’re supposed to tell potential customers that you think they’re nuts before they order anything, unfortunately.

    buddhabound,

    You assume they could figure out that you’d be making fun of them. I think they probably lack the critical thinking and self-awareness for it to matter.

    I’ve said many times that I can’t get rich off of stuff like this because I have a soul and wouldn’t be able to be ok with parting fools from their money. That might be you, too.

    Fosheze,

    Yup. I could make all sorts of money if I was just willing to have the morals of a disney villan. Scamming people is so easy and theres a lot of ways where you can do it so your victim will even fight tooth and nail to convince everyone else that they aren’t actually being scammed.

    puchaczyk, in Very powerful video card!

    That’s how you turn your room into an air fryer.

    ininewcrow, in When Horses replace electric is the circle complete?
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    But does your car suffer from ulcers? And you can mend a flat tire - can you fix Dobbin’s broken leg? And when your car back fires, it makes a loud noise … when Dobbin backfires, he kicks you in the head.

    Peppycito,

    Dobbin is capable of making new Dobbin’s.

    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    Dobbin is also capable of miscarrying a new Dobbin … when a car dies, it’s less emotionally draining, unless it’s a classic car that’s over 50 years old.

    Peppycito,

    Yes, but say Dobbin breaks down and leaves you stranded. You can eat Dobbin. Or even do the Luke Skywalker and climb in.

    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    You got me there … a Model T Ford is a bit hard to swallow … but you can keep warm inside your car, or set fire to it. Also Dobbin doesn’t produce a big black tire fire that can used to signal for help from far away.

    EmoDuck,

    Spoken like a man who’s never set a horse on fire

    TrenchcoatFullofBats,

    Does “mane charring” via “excessive friction” on Fluttershy count? Asking for a friend.

    vonxylofon,

    Who says you can’t eat the car? Definitely not this guy: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito

    cows_are_underrated,

    He fucking ate his own Guinness world record award.

    PopShark,

    That’s metal

    Knitwear, in got her!

    and it’s filled…with…BEEEEEEEES!

    don,

    NOT THE BEES!

    NaibofTabr,
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