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Krauerking, in Bazinga

How did you know I was currently putting that warm salty goodness in my mouth right now?

Screw you corn police, can’t tell me what’s gay.

MonsiuerPatEBrown, in I love me some Calvin Ball as much as the next guy, but there’s got to be a limit sometimes.

gosh i used to pour over every DND book I could find.

I remember the first time I saw Deities & Demigods. I could not put any of it down. I loved the black and white ink drawings of the books of the generation of DnD I call mine.

Speculater, in ain't got no rizz
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

Mid

saltnotsugar, in Moss' cat.

Mittens! Call in a danger close artillery strike on that position!
(Disciplined meowing)
COPY GRIFFIN 2-6. FIRE MISSION OUT.

DaCrazyJamez, in Musicians

Guitarist: the liquid is whiskey

SadSadSatellite,

Hey now, don’t call me out like that

SirBucksworth, in Don't worry, ladies, I got this
@SirBucksworth@lemmy.world avatar

Tbh I’m one of the guys trying to carry as many chairs as I can. That’s because I want stuff to be done as fast as possible. So more chairs per run = less time spent doing chores 🤷‍♀️

some_guy,

I wanna suck your dick, sir.

DancingIsForbidden,
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

GET IN LINE I WAS FIRST THAT DICK IS MINE

DragonTypeWyvern,

You whores are going to hell.

Everyone knows oral is sex, that’s why Bill Clinton is a liar and deserves crucifixion.

You need to use the poophole loophole.

jaybone,

Wait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.

Peaty,

Technically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.

DancingIsForbidden,
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

Just dry hump on a waterbed like the weird Mormon kids. No penetration, no purgatory!

Restaldt,

Ever heard of soaking

Its only sex if you pump more than twice

new_guy,

That’s because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.

vivadanang,

the perverse inverse of the obverse sphincter of course

Viking_Hippie,
GissaMittJobb, in ain't got no rizz

Slaps

buycurious, in ain't got no rizz

It’s lit, fam.

kryptonianCodeMonkey,

Lit AF

NegativeLookBehind, in Don't worry, ladies, I got this
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

“Omg look how many chairs he’s carrying. I’m gonna fuck the bejesus into him later”

KISSmyOS,

“Hey Pastor, can you marry us real quick?”

ThePyroPython,
Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Holy Christ

Lath, in Better take an advil

Macrophages just want to watch the whole body burn.

Rivalarrival,

From what I’ve read, anything over about 101F is doing more harm than good.

eatham,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

That’s 38C for anyone out of the US

nyoooom,

Pretty sure it’s anything at 42°C or above that is a vital emergency, as it starts to destroy neurons

39°C is basically a normal fever

eatham,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

I just converted what they said

aksdb,

Then convert better next time! (/s)

Acters,

311 Kelvin for anyone who is an absolutist

And

560 Rankine for absolutists who wish to stick with Fahrenheit

Rivalarrival,

38C is a nice handful, not a temperature.

Wergul,

That’s not very high

nickwitha_k,

This does not appear to match the evidence anymore: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7717216/

The body is generally unable to raise the core temperature to the point where it can cause permanent damage, unless the ambient temperature is high. That is, unless there is a pre-existing heart or other vital organ condition.

In fact, fevers >=39C (102.2F) showed better outcomes in covid patients.

OceanSoap,

I thought danger was at 104F??

nickwitha_k,

Apparently, ~108F, but generally, the body needs help to get there.

KpntAutismus, in Moss' cat.

“Tacti-cat deployed”

KnightontheSun,

That kitty has seen some shit.

thesprongler, in ain't got no rizz

This is me with 🤙I can’t stop please help

getoffthedrugsdude,

Right on, bruther🤙

PlantDadManGuy,

Keep it steezy brotato chip

steeznson,

Unfortunately steeznson is extremely close to my actual name so I couldn’t resist it

Timecircleline,

Shaka bruh 🤙

capital, in ain't got no rizz

Cap

kool_newt,

What does cap mean?

HonoraryMancunian,

Lie

getoffthedrugsdude,

No cap

dangblingus,

Literally the dumbest and most worthless gen z slang. It doesn’t save any time whatsoever. Why would you need slang for a very specific thing like lying?

atx_aquarian, (edited )
@atx_aquarian@lemmy.world avatar

Especially when “cap” is already used to mean capacity limitation, like a bandwidth cap.

edit: I should have looked it up rather than relying on my (mis)understanding from low-quality past conversations, where I thought this was a term kids tried to invent because it sounded cool.

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Die mad prescriptivist

“Why do these men insist upon using ‘bully’ as an alternative to ‘ruffian?’ ‘Bully’ already has a meaning! They’re a prostitute’s bodyguard! I say, the English language surely is dying here in the late 19th century!”

atx_aquarian,
@atx_aquarian@lemmy.world avatar

I can see how a prostitute’s bodyguard could be a pejorative metaphor to use on a ruffian. I had yet to hear anyone attempting to explain it make any connection from this new use of “cap” to any prior meaning, so it really sounded like someone just liked how the phrase sounded and wrung a meaning out of that.

However, I now see that, had I bothered to look it up, I would have learned some etymology.

In Black slang, to cap about something is “to brag,” “to exaggerate,” or “to lie” about it. This meaning of cap dates back to the early 1900s.

History lesson: In the 1940s, according to Green’s Dictionary of Slang, to cap is evidenced as slang meaning “to surpass,” connected to the ritualized insults of capping (1960s). These terms appear to be rooted in the sense of cap as “top” or “upper limit.”

So, not only does the term actually connect to a meaning I initially thought it didn’t, but it also has a different cultural origin than I thought. My comment above was based on the misunderstanding (again based on low-quality info from social media) that it was a generational “thing”, not one of any particular cultural origin. I only meant kids aren’t paying cell phone bills with data caps; I did not mean anything about a race or culture.

So I’m going to trash my garbage comment above, not to save face (see my apology for spewing my ignorance here) but to avoid leaving an ambiguous statement laying around on the internet for AI/ML LLMs to train on.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

Slang is for identifying the ingroup vs. the outgroup, not for efficiency of communication.

imgel, in ain't got no rizz

average 18y/o communist lemmy user.

Nurse_Robot, (edited ) in Better take an advil

Ibuprofen does not reduce a fever, it reduces inflammation. Tylenol would have made this meme work

Edit: I was wrong

GBU_28,

Big yikes

BolexForSoup, (edited )
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  • MentalEdge,
    @MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Nevermind that Tylenol’s effective ingredient is paracetamol, which is also “just” an anti-inflammatory.

    biddy,

    Paracetamol is not considered an anti-inflammatory.

    BarrelAgedBoredom,

    Take both at the same time. They’re synergistic and will reduce pain, inflammation, and fever better than a higher dose of each by themselves

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  • BarrelAgedBoredom,

    Dude I was providing some useful information because not everyone knows everything all the time and it may help someone while they’re hurting dude lol. I was merely expanding on the topic dude. No need to be a condescending ass guy lol

    seitanic,
    @seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Tylenol is a brand of acetaminophen, which is bad for your liver.

    CaptainFortissimo,

    Can’t ibuprofen also damage your liver?

    PrimeErective,

    My understanding is that ibuprofen is processed in the kidneys, and if Tylenol was up for FDA approval today it would go down in flames due to safety concerns

    Nurse_Robot,

    It’s metabolized by your liver, so is fat. It has a safe and therapeutic dosage range.

    1847953620,

    I am bad for my liver.

    LilB0kChoy,

    Ibuprofen (or NSAIDs in general) is bad for the liver as well and worse for the kidneys.

    Edit: confused kidneys and liver.

    Karyoplasma, (edited )

    Aspirin is bad for your liver as well, especially for kids. It disrupts the electron transport chain in the Krebs cycle which leads to fatty acids not being converted and since they don’t belong into the mitochondria, they are expunged into small deposits in the liver. It’s called microvesicular steatosis, or more commonly called fat liver.

    MentalEdge, (edited )
    @MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

    The first sentence on ibuprofens wikipedia page under “Medical uses”:

    Ibuprofen is used primarily to treat fever

    Anti-inflammatories reduce fevers, are there even anti-inflammatories that don’t have that effect to some extent?

    Rodeo,

    So I was about to correct you that Tylenol is actually acetaminophen; turns out paracetamol is just another name for the same chemical. TIL

    MentalEdge,
    @MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Huh. I didn’t know that either.

    SpiderShoeCult,

    they both come from the chemical name - para-acetylamino-phenol (or, more proper, N-acetyl-para-aminophenol). random people chose different parts to shorten the name

    Nurse_Robot,

    I’ll be damned, I was almost certain it wasn’t an antipyretic, but it looks like I was wrong. Thanks for correcting me.

    You didn’t need to use such condescending language though, there was no need to be rude.

    Ya_Boy_Skinny_Penis,

    When you post wrong information online you’re responsible for perpetuating idiocy. Someone who had better things to do had to go out of their way, waste their time, to correct you.

    Think before you post.

    Nurse_Robot,

    I made a mistake on a public forum, I was corrected, then I edited my post to acknowledge my mistake.

    Your comment suggests that no one should ever make a mistake. Your comment is an insult to the very nature of human behavior, that mistakes are an inevitably, and should be embraced and understood.

    Your comment is insulting and naive, and shows your lack of development beyond a typical teenage cynic. For your sake, I genuinely hope you’re in your teenage years, because otherwise the likelihood of you developing into an empathetic functioning adult isn’t great.

    Ya_Boy_Skinny_Penis,

    You can try to minimize your stupidity, but spreading blatant, easily-researched misinformation is way more than an innocent mistake."

    The fact that you feel compelled to make excuses for something you just never should have typed in the first place (embrace your stupid, unnecessary lie? Are you serious?)

    What we need to teach people is that they don’t need to chime in to online conversations with unsolicited lies.

    Nurse_Robot,

    You’re a nasty little troll. It does make me smile to think about how miserable you must be though.

    Ya_Boy_Skinny_Penis,

    Aw shucks, another situation where the truth would make you sad

    MentalEdge,
    @MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Apologies. I do think making it sting a little when correcting someone on something they should have double checked, is warranted, if for no other reason than to make it clear to others reading which take to go home with.

    But in response to your edit I’ve softened my correction as well.

    SpiderShoeCult,

    Paracetamol is not anti-inflammatory in any serious context, which is to say taking paracetamol to reduce actual inflammation (think gout or rheumatoid arthritis) is more or less useless. From the wikipedia article on paracetamol:

    Paracetamol inhibits prostaglandin synthesis by reducing the active form of COX-1 and COX-2 enzymes. This occurs only when the concentration of arachidonic acid and peroxides is low. Under these conditions, COX-2 is the predominant form of cyclooxygenase, which explains the apparent COX-2 selectivity of paracetamol. Under the conditions of inflammation, the concentration of peroxides is high, which counteracts the reducing effect of paracetamol. Accordingly, the anti-inflammatory action of paracetamol is slight.

    It is, however, an analgesic.

    peopleproblems,

    Man what is pain relief anyway

    like it doesn’t seem to work after I wake up

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