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CubbyTustard, (edited ) in I never learn my lesson

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  • EmergMemeHologram,

    The star wars prequels are my favorites. The original trilogy is also very fun, but not really to my tastes.

    PERL, then Ruby

    We may be mortal enemies!

    Kalothar,

    Ruby was the first programming language I learned and it was such a great entry point into learning for me.

    Now I mainly am using JS in some form (MERN Stack guy), but it did help me learn Python which I use for lots of scraping and even some IoT prog with MicroPython.

    All of this just to say, Ruby is a fine language. I don’t know much about PERL though

    EmergMemeHologram,

    Ruby is really cool, and it’s fun to write, I just find it difficult to follow because when I read Rails code there’s so much magic going on and the inheritance structure makes it hard to find things.

    I relate to the philosophy of Python “explicit is better than implicit”, it’s my favourite language.

    I’ve come around to liking JS, I like the ideas of its design despite the quirks.

    LetterboxPancake,

    Never lay your eyes on spring boot then.

    
    <span style="color:#323232;">/* This works because there's a bean with a specific name and a 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">specific dependency that doesn't even share the same namespace. 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">I don't know what it does, I think it's dark magic. 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">Don't refactor any of this! */
    </span>
    
    GoofSchmoofer,
    @GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world avatar

    BAH!! Real developers only use ‘1’ and ‘0’ anything else and you’re just some casual normie.

    Landmammals,

    I wish the main cast of Valerian and Passengers were switched.

    Kolanaki, (edited )
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    I like the look of the cybertruck for sure. But I’m not a fan of how it is constructed, or Musk. Be sweet to see some better cars with similarly retro futuristic looks.

    I also liked Valerian, but more for the world building than the main plot.

    And what the fuck is wrong with Bruce Willis? 🤨

    superduperenigma, (edited )

    Do you dislike Bruce Willis now that he has dementia?

    LetterboxPancake,

    Hmmm, sardines…

    FIST_FILLET,

    i also unironically like ios and mac and i feel your pain. the apple “community” online is probably the biggest example of people not understanding that you can criticize the shortcomings of a product you paid for

    EmergMemeHologram,

    Here here.

    I’ll be the first guy to in detail list all crappy things about macOS. But it’s my favourite OS, and I’m happy with it.

    I don’t like the vapid criticisms that it’s a toy and can’t do anything from peine who’ve never tried it, and I agree with the criticisms that Apple charges way too much and is awful for gaming.

    FIST_FILLET,

    🤝 my twin

    Electromechanical_Supergiant,

    I like how varied this list is lol

    carpelbridgesyndrome, in Lies, deception!

    Voice assistants are money losing products. If they can do something like processing the wakewords on the device before chosing to send to a server they will. These companies are far too stingy to continuously stream audio to their servers

    byroon,

    Yeah what possible use could this company, whose business model relies on surveillance, have for surveiling you

    Pohl,

    Exactly. If it is practical and money can be made doing it, then continuous, ambient sound parsing will be the norm. Currently it seems like it’s not a valuable business. When it is valuable to them, they will add a checkbox somewhere in your account to disable it, and most people will not be bothered enough to look for it.

    books,

    Someone can correct me if I’m wrong but home assistant is currently struggling with this and is processing everything on your local box because it can’t do wakewords on the device.

    ReadingCat,

    I think they’re choosing to do it that way. Raspberry pi’s easily have that capability to do the wake word recognition on device (i think they are also working on that). Esp’s on the other hand, can only stream audio to the server and not much more. Since esp’s are far cheaper than installing a raspberry in each room, they are focusing to do wake word detection on the server not on device.

    howrar,

    I think this should be fairly easy to test yourself. Just disconnect from the WAN, say the wake word, and see if the device responds.

    intensely_human,

    He means internet, people. He means disconnect from the internet

    douglasg14b,
    @douglasg14b@lemmy.world avatar

    Are they though?

    My experiences are much MUCH different. The amount of compute waste is through the roof, and we shrug at +$50k/m provisioning. You don’t even need approvals for that, and you can leave it idle and you MIGHT get a ping from gloudgov after a few months.

    linearchaos,
    @linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

    Back in the day when everything had to be processed server-side sure.

    Now we have purpose-built hardware helping work this shit out. The devices are basically capable of handling native language resolution locally. They’re no longer need to farm the data out. I still don’t think they’re doing this we would see it in the open source operating systems, but if they wanted to any late model cell phone would be absolutely fine parsing out your interests from your conversations. Hell, I’m sure the contents of this dictation I’m making now are being reduced and added to my social graph at Google.

    Evil_Shrubbery, in It's just a coffee

    Cups of coffee money is what donations for FOSS devs is for.

    Socsa, in I never learn my lesson

    This is precisely why I don’t give a shit about “weekly episode discussions” and refuse to watch any show until it’s available in its entirety.

    Strawberry,

    plus the dreaded mid-plot ax

    UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

    I prefer watching at a trickle, but only discuss it face to face. People are generally much more civil when in striking distance

    runner_g,

    That’s how I’ve been consuming the marvel TV shows, it’s so much nicer to be able to binge the series.

    JPJones, in It's just a coffee

    Fuckers wearing $2000 suits out here panhandling

    lntl, in title

    fuck cars

    cyberpunk007,

    Found the city dweller with a wicked transit system.

    kattenluik,

    Found the person who doesn’t believe in change or will only talk about how it doesn’t apply to rural America!

    techognito,
    @techognito@lemmy.world avatar

    Found the person who think that only America have rural areas with terrible transit.

    Kusimulkku,

    Rural areas all over face the issue of public transit being infeasible either because distances and/or cost. It’s an actual issue.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    What change do you expect to happen in America on this front in, say, the next 10 years?

    TheGrandNagus,

    Not just America. There are non-urban places everywhere.

    EmperorHenry, in Lies, deception!
    @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    If Alexa, Cortana and Siri aren’t always listening, how can they pick their names out of conversations?

    joe,

    There are actually 2 processors in the devices. 1 that constantly listens for a keyword, Al la, Alexa, Hey Google. When it hears it it quickly spins up another “computer” that then sends your voice back and forth to the servers for processing and response. It’s part of the reason that the listen word isn’t easily customized.

    filcuk,

    It still stores the name triggers, even incorrect matches (last I checked, which was years back).
    The recordings can be played back from account history.
    The one time I looked at some random, it was mostly snippets of my conversations with friends.
    Creepy.

    EmperorHenry,
    @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    the makers of these things always say that, but I guarantee that long winded explanation is bullshit. Maybe there’s even hardware in there that does those things, but even so, they’re always listening, recording and submitting everything you say to their maker. Primarily for targeted ads and targeted content of other sorts…but also to snitch on you if the cops accuse you of something.

    Cqrd,

    On top of what the other person said, they are always listening. Amazon has provided audio from Alexa for the police

    helenslunch,
    @helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

    While the device was muted?

    elscallr,
    @elscallr@lemmy.world avatar

    Want an honest answer?

    Onboard are >=2 bits of code. At least one of those is a specific system trained to recognize a “wake word”. This specific system (ostensibly) doesn’t send anything to an outside party. Its entire job is to recognize one wake phrase: Alexa, Ok Google, or Siri, and then if that wake phrase is used it responds and tells the second system to listen. As you can imagine, this is a pretty easy job to get right 80% of the time. So that can be put on a chip. So then it does its job, and it’s the second system that sends everything to an internet service for whatever reason.

    EmperorHenry,
    @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Nah, they’re always listening, what you described is just a placebo button.

    lseif,

    why is this downvoted? you cant prove its not, if its proprietry. and since the companies listening just happen to profit off data collection (and break/bend the law often), its safe to assume they do this.

    slackassassin,

    Because you can prove it by monitoring network requests with a packet sniffer, which has been done.

    aStonedSanta,

    Interesting. I haven’t seen this myself but it wouldn’t really surprise me.

    elscallr,
    @elscallr@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s a standard tactic for people who do networking things

    aStonedSanta,

    Yeah. I work in that general field but not at the user level like that so never got into packet sniffing. Now’s as good a time as ever eh?

    EmperorHenry,
    @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Probably bots controlled by people hired by the companies that spy on us through those things.

    milicent_bystandr, (edited )

    I’d love to have this properly audited sometime. I’d slap like to think that we’re generally protected from big companies doing unethical and unjust things to us, by law, … but nah

    (That’s not to say I don’t believe this explanation; the second half of my comment was just an addendum.)

    diffcalculus,

    I didn’t ask for honesty!

    helenslunch,
    @helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

    They are “listening”, they’re just not communicating with their home servers. The wake-up words are processed locally. I mean they have to be.

    “Mute” is really a terrible way to describe this switch and breeds distrust. It should just be a WiFi switch or something.

    EmperorHenry,
    @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    They are “listening”, they’re just not communicating with their home servers.

    Bullshit. I’m never going to buy one of those and if someone gifts one to me I’m bashing it with a hammer until it’s in pieces.

    helenslunch,
    @helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

    I mean that’s fair but it doesn’t make what I said “bullshit”

    mdd, in Me: Does literally anything, My Dog:

    Wow. This hits hard. My Malti-poo is down for whatever, even if it means using weed whacker in the yard. He will stand right next to me getting hit in the face. I need to make him move.

    BilboBargains, in I never learn my lesson

    I love comedy podcasts, The Jeselnek and Rosenthal Vanity Project, a favourite. His style is dark humour and it seems that a significant proportion of the audience actually believe some of the things he jokes about. I think it’s one of the reasons they rarely field audience questions and never phone calls.

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    Comedy can be a minefield for this type of stuff. I’m a big fan of the comedians that can dance around the edge, or seem to cross it and then bring the audience back, eg: Mark Normand, Bill Burr, Jimmy Carr, a lot of the old Norm MacDonald stuff, etc.

    But I’ll see some fan compilations with titles or comments that make it clear that they don’t get the style of humor… Like “[comedian] DESTROYS feminists!!1!”

    When, to anyone with a reasonable level of social intelligence, it’s abundantly clear that that’s not what’s happening.

    BilboBargains,

    Yeah, those guys are walking the high wire and making it look easy. One slip could result in a Dave Chappelle.

    UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

    I really thought Chappelle was one of those people but yeah, he refused to step back from the edge.

    Assman, in Me: Does literally anything, My Dog:
    @Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Me: subconsciously moves 2 cm

    My GSD: Rally to the commander! Form ranks! You live and die to serve the master!

    Doorbook, in Goodbye Belarusian Sovereignty

    I was carious and check death tool to put it in perspective.

    From 2014 to 2021 there were estimated 14200 Ukranian death. 3404 of which were civilians.

    Since October the estimation is about 13000 Palestinians (the majority of whom were women and children under the age of 14)

    These are united nations numbers.

    Disgusting…

    arirr,

    The Donbass portion of the Russo-Ukrainian war had a fewer belligerents, a lot lower population density, and was fought between conventional combatants. It was also over 6 years.

    The Israel-Hamas war has more belligerents, over 50x population density, is fought between a conventional army and an insurgency who has specifically said that safety of the population isn’t their problem, and is being run a lot faster than 6 years. Reported death rates have already slowed down a lot.

    Also according to the UN: press.un.org/en/2022/sc14904.doc.htm 90% of war time casualties are civilians. The estimated 13k civilians killed in Gaza are weighed against an estimated 7k Hamas killed. That gives about a 2:1 ratio, much better than the global average.

    War is always disgusting.

    ChairmanMeow,
    @ChairmanMeow@programming.dev avatar

    2:1 is not a better average, not even close. 2:1 is what WW2 had. WW1 had less (close to 1:1).

    blahsay,

    Interesting stats thanks

    paddirn, (edited ) in I never learn my lesson

    I like some manga and anime, but I usually come away with an uncomfortable feeling when I interact with passionate fans of manga or anime. To me, the vast majority is crap, but there are some good gems here and there. Hardcore fans though are all about the most boring or weird shit, and even have a slightly off sense of humor. I’m sure I’d be seen as some filthy casual who just follows the mainstream shit, like how people outside of RPGs only see DnD as the entirety of the role-playing hobby. It’s probably always going to happen between casuals and passionate fans of any topic.

    fckreddit,

    Check out Gintama subreddit. It is much pleasant compared to other anime subreddits for example. Most posts are just people talking about their favourite storylines, characters and jokes.

    JJROKCZ,

    Similar here, I enjoy a few anime and will admit to people I know that I have and do watch anime. I have no interest in discussing it most of the time as I don’t want to interact with weebs or be associated with them.

    Helps that I have zero interest in romance or isekai anime, my interest are all based and related around watching a whole lot of dragon ball as a kid so I watch similar things now

    Zoidsberg,
    @Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

    In high school I mentioned that I’d just finished Death Note and enjoyed it. The Anime Kid berated me for watching a normie show and made a bunch of references I didn’t understand.

    yamanii,
    @yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

    Majority of everything is crap, we just get all anime now instead of the handful big hitters that toonami imported.

    yuki2501, in I just have to get this frying pan...
    @yuki2501@lemmy.world avatar

    The witcher?

    Stamets,
    @Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

    What I’m referencing with the title? Absolutely. Couldn’t get into the games personally but the side quest about the lady and her pan cracks me up.

    FilthyShrooms, in Fucking blue ticks
    @FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world avatar

    As someone who leaves notifications to deal with later and will forget if I open it, this was relatable

    I didn’t even think of read receipts…

    uphillbothways, in Funds
    @uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

    And, they act like stadiums are going to"drive economic" activity instead of creating dead zones in cities.
    You know what would guarantee increased economic activity?
    People being able to easily get to jobs and shops.

    IWantToFuckSpez,

    Stadiums drive economic activity into city government officials pockets.

    uphillbothways, (edited )
    @uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

    Even then, only in a shortsighted, politically deceptive manner. Taxation driven by sales in a thriving hub with free transit also pads the budget. But, taxes are unpopular and people like sports teams and arena shows and overpriced shitty beverages. They give the bigger dopamine hit.

    TheBat,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    Is that an economic activity in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

    MedicPigBabySaver,

    Patriot Place @ Gillette Stadium is definitely not a “dead zone”.

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