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GladiusB, in Embarrassing all those chumps just buying lightbulbs
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Like we give a shit. I’m glad when my projects are under 100

Slovene,

That’s ageist!

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Not at my age lol

ramble81, in Is there light at the end if the tunnel?

“When the soothing light at the end of your tunnel is just a freight train coming your way.”

OpenStars,
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That’s what I expected, but this pic was somehow even better! :-P

WarmSoda,

What the heck is this from? I want to say Metallica, but there’s no way in hell Hetfield can write that good.

TSG_Asmodeus,

Don’t worry, he adds “aaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy, yeeeaaah ahhh!” at the end.

WarmSoda,

“errRAH!”

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

No Leaf Clover. And I think Metallica occasionally had some damn good lyrics.

jawa21,

Honestly, Master of Puppets has damn good lyrics. Any addict can relate to them on a very real level.

WarmSoda,

Thank you, yup I remember it now.

GarrulousBrevity, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

You don’t know what to do with the three seashells?

AgentGrimstone, in You're tearing me apart!

I just don’t respond but she’s not getting the hint.

Reddfugee42,

Lol people don’t know their friends are platform snobs 😅

DragonTypeWyvern,

Platform purist ty

Uglyhead,
@Uglyhead@lemmy.world avatar

Tyvm

runswithjedi, in Who knew creating the worlds largest repository of information would be a mistake?

How’s this for simple: your kid has a higher chance of dying from measles than from the vaccine, even when you assume all conspiracy theories are correct.

Ephera,

If those antivaxxers felt confident about statistics, they’d be very upset.

I mean, the lottery and gambling just wouldn’t exist, if people generally took statistics to heart.

AA5B, (edited )

At least with the lottery, my $2 buys a day or two of some fantastic daydreams. Can an anti vaxxer excitedly say “I WOULD GIVE EACH OF YOU A MILLION DOLLARS AND MAKE MY TOWN LIBRARY THE GREATEST IN THE STATE!!”

UnfortunateShort,

There are also lotteries that spend most of the money on charity. Worst case you do something good with most of the money you put in. Nothing wrong with that

Ephera,

I’m not arguing whether anything is wrong with it or not. You could literally be shredding bank notes as a hobby. If it makes you happy, I’m not arguing against.

I’m rather saying someone who’s confident in statistics doesn’t need arguing here. They’ll intrinsically know the chance of winning is effectively 0. As such, they assume that their money will go to charity. But since the lottery company keeps a cut as profit, giving it this way is just worse than giving to charity directly.

Ephera,

The reward is less exciting, but there is also a more realistic chance of you actually getting lucky by not getting measles.

And if you assume yourself to get lucky, then even just getting poked with a needle, will in your mind add a risk rather than mitigate it…

thecrotch, in The system is broken

The other 1/3rd goes to the feds, so they can pay for roads, social safety nets, nukes, drones, unconstitutional domestic surveillance programs, and Israeli genocide

buzz,
@buzz@lemmy.world avatar

OK, and how do u propose we overhaul the system? Capitalism to socialism?

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Not listening to you

Draedron,

There are in betweens.

areyouevenreal,

Have you heard of revolution?

buzz,
@buzz@lemmy.world avatar

It requires critical mass and level of destitution. Are u seeing that around? I dont believe so.

areyouevenreal,

Destitution? Definitely heading that way has been getting progressively worse for the last several years at least. Critical mass? Not yet previous generations are weak and people are idiots. I think radical thought is increasing especially among the younger generations.

TheFonz,

U first

areyouevenreal,

What does that even mean?

TheFonz,

What part is confusing? The people advocating for revolution are often the last ones to the frontline. Just like these brave folks on Lemmy.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Pearls before swine

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Alcoholic beverages would be a good place to start

buzz,
@buzz@lemmy.world avatar

How do u mean?

starman2112, (edited )
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I really wanna make a joke about Irish cream, Irish whiskey, and an Irish stout, but I feel like that could get me a visit from a dozen letters worth of government agencies

thecrotch, (edited )

Tear down the military industrial complex. We’re sandwiched between oceans on the east and west, and friendly neighbors on the north and south. Nobody’s going to invade us. We don’t need the world’s largest military.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

The cartels south of us would like to have a word.

So would Trump supporters.

son_named_bort, in I have a bad feeling about this...

And they ask themselves how did I get here?

Kalkaline,
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

And the days go by

Steak,

Water flowing underground

jopepa,

There is water at the bottom of the ocean!

Lauchs, in Truly the most important stuff is Culture War

In my more conspiratorial moments I wonder if social media driven social justice is encouraged by the elites to keep us fighting over whether the movies have enough gay/Black/trans actors, critical race theory, trans bathrooms etc so that inequality and serious change never come up meaningfully.

Were I one of the wealthy elite, I could think of no better ally in the fight to support the status quo than twitter social justice.

To be clear, I think most of those folks are doing what they believe is right and I generally agree but it also creates a giant schism between Left and Right when it should be about Haves and Have nots.

Sotuanduso,

Occupy Wall Street was 2011.

I took Google Ngrams with some various terms around social justice, set smoothing to 0, and sorted the outcomes. Feel free to verify; I’m no expert.

Tested terms (alphabetical order): Bigot, Bisexual, Black, Cisgender, Civil Rights, Critical Race Theory, Discrimination, Diversity, Empowerment, Equality, Equity, Gay, Gentrification, Hate Speech, Heterosexual, Homosexual, HRT, Human Rights, Identity Politics, Inclusive, Inequality, Intersectionality, Lesbian, LGBT, Liberation, Marginalize, Microaggression, Oppression, Privilege, Racism, Representation, Social Justice, Solidarity, Systemic, Transgender

Upturn in 2011/2012, upward trend since: Cisgender, Critical Race Theory, Gentrification, LGBT, Transgender
Downturn in 2011/2012, upward trend since:
Unclear in 2011/2012, upward trend since: Bigot, Bisexual, Hate Speech, Identity Politics, Inclusive, Inequality, Intersectionality, Microaggression, Social Justice
Upturn in 2011/2012, unclear trend since: Discrimination, Gay, Lesbian
Downturn in 2011/2012, unclear trend since: Privilege
Unclear in 2011/2012, unclear trend since: Black, Diversity, Empowerment, Equality, Human Rights, Liberation, Marginalize, Oppression, Racism, Representation, Solidarity, Systemic
Upturn in 2011/2012, downward trend since: Equity, Heterosexual, Homosexual
Downturn in 2011/2012, downward trend since: HRT
Unclear in 2011/2012, downward trend since: Civil Rights

I certainly didn’t sort them perfectly. I don’t want to tell you what to think, but I will say that I was pretty sure of this theory before running this test, and though I feel the evidence supports it, it wasn’t as strong as I thought.

BigBananaDealer, in I guess it's the pretty colors?
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when i was in high school chrome had lots of school restrictions but chromium didnt. life saver for me, guy who did nothing in high school

renzev,

Schools IT departments all over the world are doing society a massive favor by indirectly teaching children how to bypass censorship. 80% of what I know about IP and NAT came from finding different ways to bypass my school’s firewall haha

BigBananaDealer,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

one of my ways of bypassing the schools block on reddit was so stupidly easy

ssl error comes up trying to go to reddit. delete ssl from the link bar (cant remember its name) and boom reddit works

Mouselemming, in The joys of parenthood

Usually followed by something involving bodily fluids…

possiblylinux127, (edited )

What the heck is wrong with people on Lemmy. That’s a terrible thing to say. We have finally reached Reddit level comments

Edit: Oh

moistclump,

I’m confused by your comment

DragonTypeWyvern,

Bro’s just a brainwormed weirdo.

general_kitten,

he just has to find better brain parasites

DragonTypeWyvern,

The cool ones that teach you useful skills

general_kitten,

Toxoplasmosis :3

Alteon,

Dude…as in they peed the bed, themselves, the floor, or have thrown up, or somehow made a giant time-sensitive mess that they feel they can’t clean up themselves. Grow up.

Mouselemming, (edited )

“Mommy I fwowed up”

“Kitty pooped in my bed”

"I fink I’m gonna - BLARGH! (vomit all over both of us)

“By dose is bleedig”

“Bomby - ACHOO!” (snot all over both our faces)

These are a few of my own experiences with my kids’ bodily fluids. Totally gross, but I did not mean what you were thinking.

Thorry84, in New email from test@scam.com

Where I work you only pass the test if you report it to IT, otherwise it’s 3 hours of training with the rest of the idiots.

bamboo,

Does IT want useless reports? Because that’s how you get useless reports?

Alteon,

Yes. They do.

CurlyMoustache, (edited )
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

There are no “useless reports” when compared to the alternative

BeardedSingleMalt,

This is how they justify their jobs.

CalamityPayne,
@CalamityPayne@jlai.lu avatar

No. Technically illiterate users, that’s how we justify our jobs.

LemmyIsFantastic,

I think you mean satisfy regulatory requirements.

theneverfox,
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Justify their jobs? Their job is to set shit up, then be around at all times to help already frustrated people to do something they just forgot how to do today for no reason. And then, to politely listen as the person makes excuses to preserve their ego

Security compliance? That’s handed down to them. If they had a hard on for cyber security, they could make 2-3x as much and no longer have to explain to people that they joined the wrong teams call

I make a point to get to know the service staff. Chat with the custodian. Go to IT when you don’t have a problem… Get to know them a little as a person. Then, when you have a problem, you don’t have to make a ticket and wait for them to get to you. You already know them, and they feel respected as a person - they might not drop everything, but they’re going to bend the rules and quietly tell you how to navigate the system to get what you need as painlessly as possible

They’ll also know if you’re an idiot or not already - they might know to trust you at your word, or they might know tech makes your eyes go glassy and hold your hand patiently… But either way, the respect makes them want to help you, and the preexisting relationship makes the whole experience less painful

It is a shit job… It’s the overlap between being in the service industry and a tech worker. Almost all of them couldn’t make it in a more specialized role that would pay far, far more, and if you walk in during downtime half of them will be practicing their programming hoping to get a better job

Black616Angel,

No, it’s better to get some useless reports than to get no reports at all because “somebody will surely report this”.

Also people stay alert when punishment is an option.

Thorry84, (edited )

The IT people send out the phishing mail themselves as part of a test. It isn’t an actual phishing mail, just something made to look and act like one. In the end they have a report which people fell for it, which ignored it (or were ooo) and which reported it.

Reporting is done via the report phishing feature in Outlook. For consumers it’s sent to Microsoft, but for businesses you can configure those reports to do what you want. It’s actually a really good feature and people should always use it.

bamboo,

Does your IT team tell you that they’re performing the test and to report, or is reporting phishing always constantly recommended. I’ve managed a small org ( <100 ) email server and we tried to have people report suspicious emails and it was so much noise and wasted so much time. Of course the CEO isn’t requesting you buy gift cards, what am I going to do about it. I’d say the money would be better spent on a better system rather than hope one human forwards it to another human.

Thorry84, (edited )

They don’t tell us they are testing, it’s done at random. Reporting is policy, it needs to be done with every phishing mail that gets past the filters. It’s one of the big ways a company is vulnerable, an employee clicks on a link in a mail, opens something they shouldn’t and before you know it there’s been a databreach. I don’t think they are especially worried about the employee leaking his personal info, they are worried about targeted attacks and corporate espionage.

I’m sure there are a lot of false positives. Even though I work in a technical company, we have plenty of people who aren’t as handy with tech. People get training regularly and if one person reports a lot of useless I’m sure they will train that person extra. I think for a lot of people except maybe sales something like 80% of all mail is internal. And the other part is probably 50% repeating automated mails. So the number of mails that could even be phishing are limited. It’s a mid sized company with about 1000 employees.

UserMeNever,

Sounds like your email software needs fixing…

Thorry84,

Sure let me go tell Microsoft

bamboo,

I see the benefit of reporting to catch false negatives of the filters, but in reality, if I received more than one report in a week or two, id consider a new system for scanning. A 20% false negative rate is pretty bad. Most emails should be easily identified, and I think it’s unreasonable for end users to check if the sender domain name is newly registered, has utf-8 characters which look like ASCII characters, etc. The metric for success shouldn’t be a high number of end users reporting phishing emails, but that seems to be what upper management wants to see, which just incentives less resources invested in better scanners with less than a 20% false negative rate.

Promethiel,
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The metric for success shouldn’t be a high number of end users reporting phishing emails, but that seems to be what upper management wants to see, which just incentives less resources invested in better scanners with less than a 20% false negative rate.

The eternal battle between the “oh we go by data backed metrics, much measured, I feel this is the best” executive suite and the poor saps beneath twirling the data backed signs going ignored until money or disaster strikes.

Pity businesses aren’t formed from the bottom up; it’s like an octopus deciding not to listen to its arm brains until the shark has a bite of its head.

ThePowerOfGeek,
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Damn, that’s kinda harsh.

ThePantser, in Metal must have some sort of restorative property
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Time tried to kill the metal, it failed as Ozzy lived on!

paddirn, in There has to be another way!

Obviously the best way to stop stressing is to start up a new, completely unrelated task. You’ll definitely finish this other task and carry that momentum forward to finish the original task. Rinse and repeat as many times as necessary.

Buford_T_Justice,

That is shaving the yak. I regularly shave yaks.

Transform2942,

Instructions unclear: crash landed on the moon.

Still stressed

paddirn,

Maybe you should try taking up rock collecting? Seems like the perfect opportunity to start a new hobby.

Son_of_dad, (edited ) in "That's a problem for future me!"

I’m a condominium superintendent, I once had to go into all the units for smoke detector replacements. I get to one apartment and it stinks. There are dishes on the table with half eaten/rotted food. Pots on the stove that are the same. All the food in the fridge is molding, and the apartment is in general disarray.

I had to call my boss, who in turned tried to get a hold of the owners with no success. We had to end up calling the cops, who first sent a patrol, then later a detective to get a missing persons case going. A month later, the cops contact us to inform us that the owners went on a six month trip to China and didn’t think to tell anyone. They came back a few weeks later and acted like nothing happened. Turns out they were just filthy people, not dead.

Cap, in THICC
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Asked her out but she gave me the cold shoulder :(

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