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GombeenSysadmin, in JPEG

Coming from the jif camp myself, I’d just like to point out it’s jay-phej.

assassin_aragorn,

As someone in the jif camp I would like to publicly denounce this abomination and say it does not represent us soft g advocates in any way.

Viking_Hippie,
HelloHotel,
@HelloHotel@lemmy.world avatar

why do I pronounce ‘JIF’ as ‘yeif’

havokdj,

Ur mom is jay

Anticorp, in More like guidelines [Mr Lovenstein]

Dryclean only means “I will never wear this sweater again”

Death_Equity,

“This sweater is dry-clean only, which means its dirty.” -Mitch Hedberg

quaddo,

I once sent off my favourite tie that had a cool pattern on it to her dry cleaned.

It came back with the pattern partially erased.

A sad day for me.

Raxiel, in xkcd - Spirit

My preferred edit: i.imgur.com/esShz7N.jpeg

OceanSoap,

Thank you, I feel much better now.

Alexstarfire, in Coal

They’re minerals. Jesus Marie!!

GreenMario, in "Ribbiting Footage" by Loading Artist

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b00m, in "Can we at least poll the audi-" "No." [ADHDinos]
@b00m@kbin.social avatar

that white on yellow is no bueno

snooggums,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

Stop attacking me!

VikingHippie,

White on yellow is my nemesis.

Skaryon, in Shanti

That font is really tough to read for me

noerdman,
@noerdman@feddit.de avatar

My handwriting has always been my achilles heel.

MonkderZweite,

Nowadays even Paint should have writing functionality. Or half of the viewer programs.

noerdman,
@noerdman@feddit.de avatar

Yeah, but that’d look so… nonpersonal.

MonkderZweite,

Your art style or your writing style? Anyways…

noerdman,
@noerdman@feddit.de avatar

Yeah, I tend to search for my individual fulfillment in the square borders of the panels, that’s gotta be enough.

Radicaldog,

I made a font of my neatest lettering just for this purpose, so I could type in my words while still mostly keeping the homemade aesthetic.

bionicjoey,

You should try writing with your hands instead of your heel

noerdman,
@noerdman@feddit.de avatar

Now you tell me…

Skaryon,

oh it’s actually not a font at all? I mean it’s neater than my hand writing for sure. I think if you try to put a bit more spacing between letters it would help

noerdman,
@noerdman@feddit.de avatar

Thanks for the feedback, will try :)

Sharkwellington,

I think the rough pixelated edges on the brush you used aren’t doing any favors either. Maybe that’s just the compression though? Are you making the comic at a higher resolution then downscaling it for export?

Psythik,

I can read it just fine. It looks nice.

crandlecan,

Same!

Psythik,

Why?

Skaryon,

Though to say but I think a large part is the very narrow letter spacing

Drummyralf,

All caps, while being very small and dense. More spacing, bigger size of the words and maybe even the use of non-capped letters would make it easier to read.

Good comic though.

noerdman,
@noerdman@feddit.de avatar

First comics didn’t have all-caps-writing and the consensus was that that was much worse… I’ll try to be less dense though. I’ll also work on my handwriting.

Drummyralf, (edited )

Have you thought about simply using a handwritten type font? You could even create a font from your own handwriting so that it still has your style, but you only have to take the time for each letter once.

Or if you want to improve your handwriting, that is also great to strive for I guess. Do whatever brings joy in your life :)

Vespair, in Dress by Pizzacakecomic

I guess I’m fine with pizzacake’s awful zero-punchline comics being here on Lemmy, I just hope her stupid cult doesn’t follow and this community doesn’t turn into some pizzacake safe fan space where you literally aren’t allowed to say anything that isn’t directly kissing her ass, like /r/comics.

TheOctonaut,

They’re already deleting comments and organising “boosts”. Genuinely bizarre.

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Ok

Squirrel,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

They do that on Reddit? I definitely remember seeing criticism of her unfunny comics practically every time.

Vincent,

It would get boring if we get comments like this (i.e. that say nothing about the particular comic posted) underneath every comic though :/

Vespair,

I’m talking about the creator, relevant, and specifically referring to this particular comic (as well as their others) as awful and without a punchline, so that doesn’t feel like nothing about the topic to me.

Negativity is a valid opinion and negativity isn’t the same as incivility (and thus shouldn’t be prohibited)

magnusrufus,

There is a punching in this comic.

Vespair, (edited )

There really isn’t. The “punchline” here is predicated on the idea that the reader will assume the character will react with transphobia, as if transphobia is the default reaction, but if you don’t assume that reaction either because that’s not your worldview or you’re familiar enough with the creator to understand the context of their work, then there is nothing left to serve as a punchline. I won’t say “virtue signaling” because that’s a stupid phrase and frankly there is legitimately some value to the signaling of virtue in the first place anyway (especially when said signal is one of welcoming to a disenfranchised community like our trans brothers and sisters), but the only “joke” here is pandering. It’s “hey you expected me to be awful but I’m actually incredible!!,” and that’s not a punchline.

edit: typos

magnusrufus,

It is really a punchline. Also it isn’t predicated on the reader’s reaction being transphobia. The reader could simply be aware that transphobia exists and is a common reaction to the familiar situation she depicted. You don’t need to self insert as literally one of the characters in the comics you read. She isn’t saying that you are transphobe or that she is incredible. She is making a comment about how parents and society’s reaction to a trope situation is changing.

Vespair,

I didn’t say the reader, I said the character. She isn’t making any “comment” about anything here; acknowledging a situation exists is not inherently making commentary on it nor injecting humor into it. This is at best pandering, at worst pandering with an appetizer of rage-baiting.

Do I hate this? No. Is it evil? No. Do I hate pizzacake? No. Do I even object to this awful non-punchline comic being posted here? No. The only thing I object to is the bullshit special treatment and kid gloves certain creators on the other site received for no worthwhile reasons, and am preemptively sounding the alarm that we should be wary that such behavior does not seep over here too.

Point being, if you enjoy this comic, punchline or not, that is okay. I’m not really interested in further spending time arguing the merits or non-merits of the work of somebody I’m not interested in with you, so if you still wish to argue that there is some deep commentary or punchline to be found here, I hope we simply land on agreeing to disagree on the topic.

magnusrufus,

That doesn’t ring true. It is clearly a punch line, easily identified by both of us. You just don’t like it. You find it weak and bland like you do most of her work.

Vespair,

I find it doesn’t meet my standards for a punchline, if that’s what you’re trying to say, yes.

magnusrufus,

It doesn’t meet your standard for a funny punchline. It is clearly a punchline though. It’s a weird mischaracterization to say that this comic is without a punchline.

Vespair,

My friend, I do not agree with you.

magnusrufus,

Or with the definition of a punchline.

Vincent,

I didn’t say anything about negativity or prohibitions; all I’m saying is that apparently you feel that this comment would be appropriate underneath every comic by this author, which would certainly not make for an interesting comments section.

Vespair,

Nor would a cacophony of praise, but at least one of the two presented options would be authentic

Vincent,

True, but I wasn’t calling for a blind cacophony of identical praise either.

Anticorp, in Dreamcatcher

Being a lawyer sounds like a bad dream to me.

Kanda,

Earn a lot of money and then work all the time so you can earn money

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Defend what matters to you and be poor, or defend where money is and be rich and meaningless.

brsrklf, (edited ) in Duty

First goomba : “get on my level, dude.”

Hotdogman, in Judgement

Kicking the crap out of her twin sister.

niktemadur,

Ya want some more bone hurting juice?
I got yer bone hurting juice right HERE!

somePotato,

Ouch my bones

doppelgangmember,

There’s a potion for that

Fredselfish, in The Clock
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t give companies ideas ( written from the bathroom at work)

noerdman,
@noerdman@feddit.de avatar

(I like how you’re on Lemmy during that time (and how that gives you plausible deniability if somebody asks if your bathroom breaks need to be 30 minutes because you’re on reddit))

Fredselfish,
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime why I poop on company time.

mriormro, in 10:30 it is 👍
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

This boomer humor needs to go die the sad little death it deserves.

Surp, in JPEG
@Surp@lemmy.world avatar

Say gift. Now what you’re going to do next is leave out the T but enunciate the gif part the same way. Fuck you jif people!

tigeruppercut,

I’ll tell the agile fragile fugitive gin-drinking giraffes eating ginger ginseng to imagine gingerly using their digits to engineer a geological survey of the gist of your comment. They ate too much gingerbread and now have gingivitis, so the margins of those attracted to religion aren’t as rigid as the original origins of those of that region and we have to remain vigilant lest magic supersede logic, which of course would be terrible for legislation of the legions.

Wav_function,

That was beautiful

MisterD,

That’s how you do it, boys and jirls

towerful,

Great.
However none of those have the g-i-f sequence and have the j sound.
They do have g-i-t sequences. So it suggests that the f makes the g pronounced like a g not a j.
Intact, you could use examples like “digit” to argue the versioning software should be pronounced jit.

misophist,

But git is literally a word (and it’s pronounced with a hard G).

towerful,

initialcommit.com/blog/How-Did-Git-Get-Its-Name

Yeh, it’s obviously a nonsense argument.
Linus even suggested 2 backronyms for it, none of which have the j sound.
And there is precedence for git being pronounced git not jit.

tigeruppercut,

However none of those have the g-i-f sequence and have the j sound.

So the criteria for pronunciation is other words that have the exact same letters? What does that mean for the pronunciation of “women”?

towerful,

Women Vs world? Women Vs Woo? Women Vs work? Women Vs wonder?

Cause the “wom” sequence would be…
Women Vs Womb?
Women Vs Wombat?

The arguement is obviously nonsense.
It’s going into syntax of words to get pronunciation, instead the acronym/name.
Which is funny, because that’s exactly what’s happening in the gif/jif argument.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Not sure what you’re trying to say, but not a single one of those words pronounce the “wo” like it is in “women.”

towerful,

Womb and women are pronounced the same (well, except the ending).
Unless it’s a local dialect thing where “women” is pronounced “wimin”?

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Nobody I’ve ever heard pronounces it “woo-min”, only “wimmin.” Definitely not a local dialect.

towerful,

Well, if you heard me, I pronounce “women” like “womb”.
Maybe I have the local dialect.

tigeruppercut,

Are you from PNW? I think I remember a video from reddit where someone said woo-min and a commenter said they’re from there and say it like that.

assassin_aragorn,

It seems to be closest to the i in fish – hence the fun alternate spelling of photi

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Ghoti is better (using the “gh” in “enough”), and yep.

ShortFuse,

Say gigantic. Now what you’re going to do next is stop with your ANTICs and enunciate the gig the same way.

uncreativechap,

Ironic since gig is already a word and everyone agrees it’s pronounced the other way.

assassin_aragorn,

The whole thing is funny when you look at the full phrase too. Graphical Interchange Format – it’s got both a hard g and a soft g. You could call a gif an image. You could also call it a graphic.

At the end of the day, there really isn’t an answer, and there never will be. It’s a fun debate to fuck around with though

Rodeo,

There is a G sound and there is a J sound.

There is no need to invent a distinction between “hard” and “soft” G. A “soft G” is just a J.

assassin_aragorn,

G can make a hard G sound or a soft G sound, the soft G is identical to J.

It’s still a soft G sound though, because the letter is G.

Rodeo,

No, it’s just a G that is making a J sound.

Kyrinar,

I’m firmly in the hard-g crew, but I respect what you did here

irish_link,

Gin like Gin and Tonic. Use Gin instead next time. Don’t get me wrong I will forever call it gif(t) however to help you with your position using a 3 letter word may help.

You may be explaining how superficial the Gift argument is by making it a much longer thing to take off but figured if you ever use it in a real way or argument you may want this one in your back pocket as well.

Diabolo96, in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

Long ago, I had had an idea of an rpg where you play as an introvert with sever anxiety. Each dialogue is a fight.

New style learned : young talk.

Effects in dialogue : cause cringe status effect to surrounding characters if they are young adults or younger, otherwise cause confusion.

MNByChoice,

That is a great i idea.

Diabolo96, (edited )

I have quite a lot of ideas and whil I am an amateur programmer,such games need stellar writing to be worth it and I doubt I can pull it off. Also, while the art doesn’t need to be very fancy, I can’t draw for beans.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

You’d be drawing for humans, though. Beans rarely play video games.

Diabolo96, (edited )

I actually rely on a very human effect to scribble as a de-stress mechanism. I paint and remove random lines until pareidolia kicks in and I see a form in the nonsense. I then just add eyes and a mouth and some additional touches . Sometimes, I end up with some nice character concepts I wish I could use.

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/ba70dd8c-27c8-4f9e-a7a6-448a9e0d514b.jpeg

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/28edd09b-5622-45a9-9789-b8cae038dd9c.jpeg

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I showed your drawings to some beans. They were very impressed.

Diabolo96, (edited )

Beans do be having a good taste in art. Especially, lemmy beans. Stress based Automatic drawing is the future of modern art. /j

AcidOctopus,

Disco Elysium is sorrrrta like that, if you squint a bit.

Not focused around being an introvert or different dialogue styles exactly, but you’re a mess of a human being and conversations can literally hurt you, as it tracks your mental health as well as physical.

You should try it if you haven’t already.

koolkiwi,
@koolkiwi@lemmy.world avatar

It also does damage to you as the person sitting in front of the screen whenever you disappoint Kim!

Diabolo96,

Heard of the name but never really checked it. Reading the wiki, my idea wouldn’t achieve a 1/100 of the depth this game has to offers. Very impressive game .

Lileath,
@Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Pirate it if you are interested. The publisher fucked over the devs big time.

Diabolo96,

All big corpo is fucking over everyone.

If you didn’t already know by looking at my instance name, I already sails the high seas. We always welcome aboard new sailors so you’re welcome to visit our instance and learn.

Lileath,
@Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ah, I didn’t pay attention to the instance you were posting from. I already frequent several of the comms on dbzero and like half of the games in my library are pirated but thanks for the kind offer.

AcidOctopus,

If you’re interested then you should definitely give it a shot. There’s no combat - all your “battles” are just conversations 😅

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