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MrJameGumb, in Why is this so hard
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If you listen closely you can hear him whisper words of wisdom such as: “I’ve tried both ends five times now!”, “I think this one must be defective!”, or my personal favorite “I don’t think these are the same brand they had out last week!”

0x4E4F,
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Damn… I thought I was the only one that noticed they switched the plastic bag brand.

MrJameGumb,
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They usually have the good green ones, but then sometimes they have the clear ones that are harder to open

0x4E4F,
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All of them are clear ones here, you just notice these new ones are harder to open, and then you start reading the fine print at the lower end of the bag… yep, not the same ones as last week 😂.

explodicle, in Why is this so hard

I just wave it around frantically until the wind opens it.

0x4E4F,
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This doesn’t usually work 😂. Tried it a few times 😂.

Firipu, in If only it was like that
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Same for c, but at half the scale tbh. (with a bit of a stretch to the imagination)

50 is very hot. 0 is cold. 25c is perfect.

Demdaru,

Hello, you, who walks the fiery path. I much prefer my 18, thanks.

M0oP0o,
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Move to Saskatchewan if you want hell both ways, summers in the 40s and winters in the -50s. YAY

STRIKINGdebate2,
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25c is literally cock and ball torture what are ya on about. Then again I’m an Irish guy who hasn’t left my country in nearly a decade so I don’t even know what more than 25c feels like

owatnext,

25°C is 77°F; context for any Americans here.

doggle,

I love how half this thread is solely comments making unit conversions.

Also 77°F/25°C is pretty mild. A crisp mid-spring day. -American Southerner

owatnext,

Yeah 25°C is nothing. A bit on the cool side tbh.

pipows, (edited )
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I’m Brazilian and, although I’m not in the hottest area, summer easily hits 40°C, so yeah, 25°C is not perfect, that would be 20°C, but is pretty good still

can,

I’m Canadian and I agree. 25 c is the edge of what’s bearable but closer to 20 c is better.

foo,

It was 30c at midnight here last night

JustARegularNerd,

Same here in QLD, Australia

zik,

As an Australian enjoying summer right now I honestly think it’s a bit chilly on days we don’t get to 25C.

Pyroglyph,
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25C is the point where I start feeling sleepy because it’s so warm.

If you think 25C is optimal then I’m curious as to what your “comfy sleeping temperature” is?

Firipu,
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Tbh, in summer I sleep with the airco on 27c. Where I live summer gets a nice and toasty 30c+ 24/7 @ 80%+ humidity. 25c feels amazing compared to that.

Before I moved here, I’d also have said 20c was ideal though :)

aulin,

15-20 °C is ideal for me. Above 22-23 it starts being too warm. Below 10 I have to start wearing a sweater, which I dislike.

LaserTurboShark69, in Bonjour, je m'appelle Jesus

Damn the Bible really is brutal

platypus_plumba, (edited )

“Mercy! MERCY, please! Ahhhhh!

Mercy, s’il vous plaît… Mer… Merci. Merci beaucoup! hon hon hon hon!”

Luke 2:1-20

Kolanaki, in German Art
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I remember that one time an Austrian failed art and did some fucked up shit.

SomethingBurger,

Making everyone think Hitler was German is Austria’s biggest victory.

lugal,

Or his own. He identified as a German and wanted Austria to be part of Germany

rottingleaf,

One could argue that’d be about Mozart not being Bavarian

topinambour_rex,
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In the mein kampf manga it is heavily implied he was German in his earth.

sharkfucker420, in If only it was like that
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50 is pretty nice what are you on about

Theharpyeagle,

I don’t touch a jacket until 40, 50 is perfect.

JDubbleu,

That’s peak hoodie and jeans weather. Literally perfect.

Telodzrum,

Yeah, I’m not going to the beach at 50F, but I can hike, golf, just hang out outdoors, etc. If it’s sunny 50F can even feel rather warm.

xpinchx,

Perfect running weather.

Arthur_Leywin, in It's not easy

It’s the new megamind trend 💅✨

LordOfTheChia,

Show some respect. His name is Murphy, and he’s a damn fine cop.

blanketswithsmallpox, in Not the couch!

Autistic or asshole…

Him: Either way. Fuck. Yo. Couch.

CalicoJack,

Or ADHD. That shit will catch my attention every 17 seconds, the impulse is gonna win eventually.

stoy, in We made it guys

Not yet…

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Lemmy just check what community I’m in

DieguiTux8623, in Bonjour, je m'appelle Jesus

I received a strong catholic education, the red and blue are symbols for the blood and water that came out from Jesus side when he was pierced by a Roman soldier, John 19:34

Instead, one of the soldiers pierced Jesus’ side with a spear, bringing a sudden flow of blood and water.

Senshi,

Wait, why was Jesus full of water? I thought humans are usually filled with blood.

flambonkscious,

Firemen? That’s probably related…

RIP_Cheems, in That escalated quickly 😬
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Spanish or vanish, bendeho

hexabs,

It’s pendejo

RIP_Cheems,
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Oh God, he’s coming for me. FUCK.

crsu, in Must be a pissing contest in there

VIPees only

MacNCheezus,
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Cool it with the toilet humor. This is a respectable shitposting community.

proctonaut, in Not the couch!

Probably a good sunburn buddy though.

EdibleFriend,
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I go out of my way to burn my friends so I can be there for them in this way

victorz, in Good morning madam

Me when it’s been a couple weeks.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Pee is stored in the shaft

victorz,

You sweet summer child. Yes, of course I meant I haven’t peed. 🥹❤️

harry_balzac, in Aliens decide to communicate with us

Well as someone with ADHD, depression, and anxiety, as well as being on the spectrum, initially we’d be kinda screwed. I have spent a lot of time in therapy and have done a lot to manage it all, as well as developing empathy for myself and others, so not so bad.

However, I choose to be a non-theistic Satanist and an anarchist, so a lot of other people are going to be fucked. Especially those that deserve no empathy due to their hoarding of resources and exploitation of people and the planet.

0x4E4F,
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Could you elaborate on the Satanist part? It’s the first time I encounter that specific term.

Kiwi_Girl,
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They might mean this: thesatanictemple.com/pages/about-us

0x4E4F,
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Ummm… doesn’t that contradict what satanism is all about?

takeda,

That’s because they don’t believe Satan or dark magic exists.

Monument,

All religion is as meaningless as the meaning we attach to any word.

U.S. Christian Nationalists are engaged in a campaign of legal and political efforts to change U.S. law and public policy in such a way that it removes divisions between public policy and religious doctrine, or uses public money for Christian causes. The Temple of Satan was (at least partially) founded to combat those efforts and to set people free by spreading knowledge. They do this by subverting the laws that privilege Christians (religious holiday displays, religious after school clubs, etc); by working to shine a light on what Christian’s are doing while offering a community and guidelines for moral living without fear of gods concocted by prehistoric man. In many of their materials, they allude to being the snake in the garden of Eden, whose only crime was sharing information with Eve. In the one bit of research I did for this comment, I also learned that satan is just the Hebrew word for “accuser” - and originally they just pointed out how dumb some things were.

Contextually, the Temple of Satan name is honestly probably more relevant to them than Christian is to U.S. Jesus worshippers.

misophist,

What do you think Satanism is about? I model my behavior on a rational, scientific, and humanistic worldview and I fight against superstition. One of the predominant superstitious organisations in my country have a mythical being that espouses all of these same traits and they call it Satan. It’s convenient for us to refer to ourselves using their own language, so they instantly know we are against anti-humanism and superstitious oppression.

0x4E4F,
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My point was, maybe they should call it Paganism or something like that. Satanism doesn’t really bring much to the table (as a term) IMO.

misophist,

That’s fair. If you decide you want to identify your religion as Pagan, you are free to do so. It is much less fitting for our beliefs, tenets, and morals than Satanism, but may be a better fit for your beliefs.

unreasonabro,

Bro. You don’t think that having to label a “rational, scientific, humanistic worldview that fights against superstition and ignorance” as SATANIC makes a point?

You gotta remember the Satanic church started in like the 50s or 60s in the USA when the tone of the country was even more overtly religulous than it is now. It’s an aggressive reaction to craven stupidity. Murica, don’t tread on me, that sort of thing.

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  • 0x4E4F,
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    Well, paganism should be a more acceptable name for it, just to distinguish between the two.

    I completely agree with the first part though, nothing wrong with that. In fact, we should all be leaning towards that if we wanna survive.

    takeda,

    The Church of Satan believes in the supernatural and would be the traditional satanists.

    The Satan’s Temple are essentially atheists that formed a religion to enjoy the same religious protections as people in other religions.

    takeda, (edited )

    I met a member. And he explained to me that they are pretty much atheists but from the point of the law they enjoy religious protections.

    Basically if you call yourself atheist, you won’t get any religious protections, because you don’t have any religion. Everyone knows that FSM is a joke, so that wouldn’t fly either. So they created a religion. They chose Satan, to get expected reaction from devoted Christians, they don’t believe in Satan though (unlike wackos from the Church of Satan). You can read their 7 tenets, which sound quite reasonable: thesatanictemple.com/…/there-are-seven-fundamenta…

    MightyGalhupo,

    This is actually really reasonable. What are the “religious protections” you speak of?

    PsychedSy,

    They put cool shit up in state capitols (see: snaketivity), have “after school satan” clubs, abortion rituals. All sorts of shit to use the cover of religion to assert freedoms.

    MightyGalhupo,

    That sounds amazing

    PsychedSy,

    It’s a pretty legit movement. I have met some more ‘witchy’ types that take it too seriously, but meh. Not hurting anyone so who cares.

    MightyGalhupo,

    I care, but in a that’s great and I wish I had thought of that way.

    PsychedSy,

    Well, I mean that I like the TST, but the witchy nonsense feels kinda ick.

    takeda,

    Things that you normally don’t think about. For example if you tried to get a job and the owner refused to hire you, because you don’t believe in his religion, you can sue that they are discriminating. If you are atheist, that won’t work, because you don’t have a religion.

    If a certain group claims to be offended by something, because it affects their religion, atheists have no say, because they have no religion.

    There’s no tax exemptions, money that might be directed to religious institutions won’t go to atheist organizations, because again that’s not a religion and so on.

    As for the other commenter’s, about putting Capitol displays and after school programs is meant to emphasize separation of church and state and religion in schools. The “abortion rituals” are for fighting recent SCOTUS ruling, that it apparently infringes their religious freedoms and prevents practicing their religion (kind of contra to Christians imposing their beliefs on others). Though, with current SCOTUS and states that are banning abortion, I don’t know if it does much.

    unreasonabro,

    called fighting fire with fire ;)

    MightyGalhupo,

    This is wonderful how had I not heard of this before

    Funkytom467,
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    I’ll gladly take aliens trying to cure me of an ADHD and depression i don’t have if they can also cure us of religions and capitalism.

    More importantly you going to therapy and improving yourself the way you described it, that in itself is sincerely the best exemple we can show an alien, ever.

    ininewcrow,
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    Intergalactic Therapy Industrial Complex rubbing their hands

    Funkytom467,
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    Well yes please, fix us.

    Although i doubt we have anything worthy of hand rubbing for them. But hey, at least we’re making jobs!

    MindSkipperBro12,

    Your mental state does explain your political beliefs.

    webghost0101,

    Seems i am going to be just fine after all.

    Seriously though how did you write something so personal and yet described my life so well.

    Like the only difference is that you are a non theist satanist anarchist. While i am an agnostic spiritual anarchist having Jesus (but not god) as an example of a good.

    unreasonabro,

    I like that it takes becoming satanic to develop a civilized view of the world. Rather I like how completely we have twisted the world with TOTAL BULLSHIT that people feel the need to claim a force for ultimate evil is what makes them want to make the world a fairer, less shitty place.

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