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Zellith, (edited ) in No nut November is finally over but...

He wants our doo doo and our pee pee!

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

All he’s getting is my knuckle babies

m0darn, (edited ) in I don't know how to title this

Am I too dense to recognize that everyone is intentionally not saying:

Massive squirt from sloppy pussy (furry)

great_site_not,

Most people are trying to intentionally not remember you said it

RubberElectrons, in No nut November is finally over but...
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

I will gladly lose this battle.

swiftcasty, in No nut November is finally over but...

Would you rather have your toilet crave your excrement, or despise you for it?

gibmiser,

Crave it, but in a friendly crackhead sort of way.

Orbituary,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll buy you a hamburger if you let me eat your shit.

CaptainEffort,

Definitely crave it. The idea of my toilet begging me not to every time I have to take a dump… or worse yet, quietly crying throughout the process… I’d just rather not tbh

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3bf6d019-639d-4564-9c49-8c5edb2c92c6.jpeg

eager_eagle,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

I want to hug that toilet, and I’m not even drunk

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

That toilet is gonna snap one day, get tired of all the shit, and lay porcelain hands on the user.

SocialMediaRefugee,

Feed me!

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

You’d end up shitting your pants, and then you’d have to deal with your clothes complaining about the smell all day.

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

God damn it I’m going to bed

SocialMediaRefugee,

Or if you have gut rot it just goes “Ohhh…gaaaah! Noooo!!!”

Da_Boom,
@Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Yeah it’s pleased or horrified depending on the quality of your shit “you really need more fiber man, that consistency is terrible, gross”

“Damn now that’s a pristine shit, delicous, keep looking after yourself”

“Urgh, why do I taste blood in your stool, go see a doctor ASAP”

Pulptastic, in Hey, the A.I said it not me.

Average touched up photos of white people. Why does she have spaghetti O’s stain around her mouth?

Rejacked,

Because the average of totally spaghetti-o stained and not at all spaghetti-o stained is light spaghetti-o stained mouth corners

Siegfried, in I don't know how to title this

“Could this human clean the litter box more often?”

Luisp, in What a steal

Slipkrock

eager_eagle, in No nut November is finally over but...
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

no more shitposting until next year 😥

match, in No nut November is finally over but...
@match@pawb.social avatar

Not pooping for 3 days?? Try not pooping for 30

SuckMyWang,

I simply have a catheter installed so I can complete the challenge with ease. I’m so smart.

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

Better stock up on beans

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

Nah I’m good

Rakonat,

31

SocialMediaRefugee,

Toxic Megacolon

ohlaph, in I don't know how to title this

I bet that smells terrific.

Pat_Riot, in I don't know how to title this
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

cat.exe has stopped working

Viking_Hippie, in Japanese chip flavors

Answered their own question; they’re Doritos of the fucking kind. You know, for the act of coitus. Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.

plasticcheese,

I was talking about my rug…

Viking_Hippie,

They peed on your rug, dude!

RavenFellBlade, in Japanese chip flavors
@RavenFellBlade@startrek.website avatar

Ah, yes, everyone’s favorite Dorito flavor, Dick Kicker.

Teon,
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

No, this one is "ball crusher".

madmaurice, (edited )
@madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

During this time of year it’s called “nut cracker”.

RizzRustbolt, in What a steal

Unfortunately, Ohio

paddirn, in No nut November is finally over but...

It’s been Non-stop Nuttin’ November for me, I’m so glad to finally get a rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak and spongy.

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Now it’s don’t-stop dumpin’ December

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