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BanjoShepard, in Biggest piece of shit in movie history

Fuck Grandpa Joe and all, but the guy in Saving Private Ryan who stands on the stairs while his squad mate is being killed just inside the door usually gets my vote for biggest piece of shit in cinema history.

Ultragramps, (edited )
@Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

This sounds like a moral position until actually having one’s life threatened. There’s no reason to give bravery credit to a statement. That scene showed the paralysis effect of our brain, the ENTIRE POINT is that he was unable to save his friend. Same point is referenced multiple times in the book, and once more(without nominal reference) in the series. Spielberg and Hanks saved their audience of most of the visible anguish and tears in the interwoven interviews. Honestly, the author of the book saves the audience from details, too. It was all THAT BAD.
So.
The folks who said it “wasn’t that bad” and “Hillary evil”, nearly in the same breath, have an accessible platform with an audience that can presume engagement (including purchasing). Jones even attacked parents of murdered children with his newfound power. Confirming that infamous line about absolute (in his small pond) power: it corrupts absolutely.

asteriskeverything,

Idk how we got from saving private Ryan to Alex Jones but I enjoyed the ride. Seriously though, thanks for the necessary context and details!

Ultragramps,
@Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Honestly I heard one of my nieces or nephews in my head saying “So what?” because that’s their thing lately and the tangent fell freely from my brainmeats.

asteriskeverything,

I’m not surprised, I got the vibe this is something you feel very passionate about that the tangents just come naturally at this point. Maybe I’m projecting cuz that’s where I’m at haha.

BleatingZombie,

I think you missed the point of that scene

blanketswithsmallpox,

Everyone thinks they’re better than those put regularly in high stress real life and death scenarios.

Nobody really understands it until it happens to them. Unfortunately it’s the nature of the human brain.

Everyone thinks a panic attack can be pushed through with sheer willpower too. They also don’t understand the difference between garden variety anxiety and a full blown panic attack.

epyon22, in Biggest piece of shit in movie history

Are we bringing the fuck grampa Joe community to Lemmy?

Seraph, (edited )
@Seraph@kbin.social avatar

By being on the Internet you agree we all hate Grandpa Joe. It seems redundant.

BruceTwarzen,

Yes please, we need this place to me more like le epic narwhal beacon place

recapitated,

Yes. We’re getting tired of these corporate handouts. Grandpa Joe needs to get off the corporate teat.

sebinspace,

I mean… you gonna do it?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I always think the reason they never got out of bed is they had a 24/7 old person orgy, so the other three were always fucking grandpa Joe.

AnonWyo,

We know what sort of porn you watch.

Also, username checks out.

Ghyste, in Happy Kwanzaa

Can we stop using the Chowderhead version of this meme? The shitbag doesn’t deserve it.

Definitely appreciate this meme otherwise

TokenBoomer,

Sorry. I didn’t think about that.

Ghyste,

No worries.

LEONHART, in "Fantasy Zone" is such an innocuous name, too...

“What’s that, Yakuza 0? You’d like me to complete a mission by achieving 100,000 points in a retro game down at the arcade? No sweat, what game is–ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu…”

ChillDude69,

“Ffffffuuuuuu” is right, but it WAS hilarious, how they introduced the Fantasy Zone cabinet, in the game. That arcade ho was like “I’ll show you my fantasy zone,” and Majima was like “I’m all ears. And, like, one eye.”

LEONHART,

Oh, totally. That was gold.

ashok36, in Well thanks Dad

I mean, OK for not picking some random girl and mocking her particularly but what about all the girls in the audience that look like the kid? It’s still a pretty fucked up joke in retrospect.

ZeroTHM,

Are we supposed to pretend that ugly kids don’t exist or something?

OceanSoap,

Yes. In today’s world, everyone is beautiful no matter what is what you’re supposed to say.

Not that being mean for being means she is good, but the directors made a good call, I think.

Laticauda,

We don’t have to act like being ugly is a character flaw or that there’s anything wrong with dating an ugly person.

CoggyMcFee,

I don’t think the problem was the photo, the problem was the reaction of disgust, and the fact that the whole purpose of the photo was to laugh at the ugly person. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to say maybe that’s not the best way to go

Krauerking,

I love it. You need someone who is gonna be ok with being the butt of an ugly joke and being in on it is better than not. So the kid put on a wig and makes the silliest face he can for a one off and they get to brag they are in the movie in silly way and no one is hurt by it.

Or would you prefer they go to the union for ugly actors?

CoggyMcFee, (edited )

Did you read what I wrote at all?

Teon, in Biggest piece of shit in movie history
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

Why does Spiderman have a boner in the 2nd picture???

GarytheSnail,
@GarytheSnail@programming.dev avatar

I think it’s his knee.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Dude you’re gonna be really disappointed when you finally see a real boner

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Don’t kink shame.

Alteon, in Skirts are breezy and comfortable. Fuck off.

You just need to rebrand it. It’s not a skirt. It’s a kilt.

It’s not a dress, it’s a long tunic.

It’s not jeggings, it’s…uh…stretchy jeans.

kibiz0r,

jeggings

Tactical jeans.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

They’re not bras, they’re apple bottom stabilizers that double as moob support apparatus.

benwubbleyou,

Boots with the fur!

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

Or a hakama, if you’re more the samurai type.

Draconic_NEO,
@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world avatar

While I admire your attitude, I don’t think it’s a great idea to try and get around gender stereotypes by rebranding. The best way in my opinion is just to own it and be confident. Going around them in a way enforces them, because you’re changing the name to avoid the stigma that comes with breaking them as opposed to questioning and opposing it.

Ziglin,

I’m afraid not everyone is confident, I do however plan on getting myself a kilt one day as well as some programming/Unix socks to go with it.

Draconic_NEO,
@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world avatar

The key is to start small and go slowly. It’s possible to build up confidence over time and just work up to it.

name_NULL111653,

Bringe back þe tunic.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

Ωα

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nah, you gotta own it. Capitulating to toxic masculinity and calling your dress a tunic to avoid ridicule is alpha cuck shit. “Please don’t make fun of me, I’m not wearing a skirt, it’s a kilt!” Nah, this is a skirt and it is so much more comfortable than your denim jeans. We’re shopping at target, Braxton, not working on a farm. My outfit is the superior one for this activity

shalafi,

Meh, middle-aged white guy here. Got 3 kilts and they’re not so great. Kinda fun in the woods. Went to a party last winter with camo girl leggings and it was super nice. But usually, nah.

The women I dated were hardly conservative, or they wouldn’t be with me, and not a one liked 'em, visibly turned off. YMMV.

ApathyTree,
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Middle age white chick here - might depend on the crowd you are around. I have a lot of friends who wear kilts (as in most of the men I consider friends, including the 6.5ft 400lb giant of a man. Just totally happens to be that way, they don’t know each other for the most part, and I find out years after becoming friends) and they don’t seem to have any trouble getting laid (not all of them are strictly into women, but they get teh secs so whatever floats their goats). But kilts aren’t the only counter-culture they actively and clearly participate in, both aesthetically and personally. That might make the difference; that’s just who they are and they are comfortable with themselves enough to do whatever.

If I saw some dude in a kilt and leggings I’d be super amused and chat with them, but I’m asexual so I also wouldn’t be interested, but I’d be interested in you, the person. The same way I’d be interested to talk to a dude in a prom dress or whatever. If their spine is so shiny they can rock that shit in public, I probably want to know them.

BartyDeCanter,

“Spine is so shiny” I… I’m going to be thinking about that phrase all day now.

ApathyTree,
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It’s a good phrase! Maybe one of the best phrases I’ve been exposed to because it implies a lot without the awkwardness of saying it outright.

HubertManne, in Happy Kwanzaa
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

no days off. two days off.

HeyJoe,

2 days off? I’m pretty sure that’s dependent upon your job. I only have 1, but that still is 1 more than Halloween!

HubertManne,
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

yeah. Im just one of the lucky ones. I used to have one that gave 2 for new years as well.

FlexibleToast,

My company gives the entire Dec 24 - Jan 1st off. It’s like a free week of vacation, and it’s awesome.

Kepabar, (edited )

I did that for my employees this year.

Pissed off I’ve client who wanted us to work on their project this week because it’s when they are least busy.

When I demanded 20k to pay out my guys to make them miss their week off they backed down.

spacecowboy,

Two days off that may or may not be more stressful than the rest of the year.

Katana314, in Skirts are breezy and comfortable. Fuck off.

I remember in JRPG The World Ends With You, each piece of clothing has a “Bravery” rating. Higher Bravery on the clothing meant the user needed to have a higher Bravery stat to wear it. Girls naturally had mugh higher bravery, and those outfits ranged from girly to risque, but there was no actual gender restriction.

Kiwi_Girl,
@Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Right on man

IGuessThisIsForNSFW,

Yeeees Joshua, eat 500 bowls of tonkotsu Ramen and then put on the black bakini!

petrol_sniff_king,

Oh, that’s rad. I always wish I had played that game. A little too touch-centric for emulator, though, if I remember.

IGuessThisIsForNSFW,

There’s multiple versions! The OG DS game was VERY touch heavy, but the mobile game remake made the controls much simpler. For me, no version is ever going to match the craziness of having to watch both screens at the same time, but the game is so damn good that if you haven’t played it I’d recommend whatever version you can get your hands on.

kemsat, in Well thanks Dad

Nah, he probably had sisters, or cousins, or nieces, and he understood he had to take that one for the team. He’s proud today. He tells the story & laughs!

LemmyKnowsBest,

what’s his name? I want to see interviews of him as an adult talking about it.

remotedev,

He’s at an office Christmas party listening to boring stories and pipes up “yea, well I was buzz’s gf in home alone!”

eestileib,

Probably paid for his college.

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

Look at that photo. It’s such a small part, but he posed for a great photo. I only notice as an adult who has tried to take a photo of kids. Man, they don’t know how to “smile naturally” or take any direction. Then this kid nails “smile like you like me against my wishes” or whatever direction was given.

FlyingSquid, in Skirts are breezy and comfortable. Fuck off.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I have no conceptual problem as a cishet man with wearing skirts, but I’ve worn drag on stage in high school and it was sort of hard to stop flashing people my underwear at various points and that would be all I would think about if I wore a skirt now.

Theharpyeagle,

You could go with the athletic shorts under the skirt, still a lot of airflow but no risk of flashing.

Squeezer,

Just wear a nice snug pencil skirt: no chance of flashing your knickers and it will look great with your heels.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That doesn’t sound breezy and comfortable.

RedditWanderer, in Skirts are breezy and comfortable. Fuck off.

I dont know maybe you need to change where you live before saying “all of society” is like this.

NaoPb,

They living on the internet and people on the internet do be like that.

RedditWanderer, (edited )

Or they live in places where “society” is so bothered by it, a handful of old white men are fighting tooth and nail to enact laws forcing it to be a problem in the name of god…

name_NULL111653, (edited )

Enby here, the South (USA) is not safe for the likes of us…

NaoPb,

You are right. I forget how the world is when I play videogames and don’t leave my home for a while.

LemmyKnowsBest, in Well thanks Dad

Woof!

BigT54,

Wtf are you barking at

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m not really barking. I’m sitting here quietly. I typed “woof” with my thumbs. It’s a quote from the movie we’re discussing.

Seleni, in “I come from the slums; I come from a hard background; I come from a poor family; and I was a soldier.”

‘I’m going to play this movie like I’m working with the Royal Shakespeare Company. I will never wink, I will never do anything Muppety. I am going to play Scrooge as if it is an utterly dramatic role and there are no puppets around me.’

I love how he mostly took the role so his daughter could see him in something, since she was too young to see most of his stuff, but he ended up really enjoying it and considered it one of his best roles.

Venat0r,

It’s also great for the film because it contrasts with the muppets and makes them funnier.

Lumilias, in Sisyphean
@Lumilias@pawb.social avatar

I’m honestly looking at getting Lasik just so I never have to deal with cleaning glasses so often.

planetaryprotection,

I got LASIK earlier this year. It’s an expensive solution to the many small inconveniences that glasses have, but totally worth it imo.

I went from -5.25 with mild astigmatism to 20/15 eagle vision basically overnight.

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