ZombiFrancis,

I see two arrows leading into the UK. One across the channel and the other into NI, FFS.

Carighan,
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

Two too many, if you ask me. They wanted out, happy they are out. Maybe help Scotland separate and join the EU again, but that’s where it ends.

wolfpack86,

Why not liberate northern Ireland and reunite it with the rest

bitwaba,

Because some of the people there really wouldn’t like that.

Zevlen,

It’s complicated 😞…

Guntrigger,

There’s a smidge more nuance to that whole situation.

InFerNo, (edited )

I think the bottom one, at least, already exists and is the channel tunnel the Eurostar uses

sizzler,

Don’t like those arrows pointing at the UK, feels a bit Dad’s Army.

wildginger,

Are those tunnels to ireland?

Under the water?

Are people not sketched out by that? That sounds terrifying

tigeruppercut,

The floating tunnels weren’t working out so well

TwinTusks,
@TwinTusks@bitforged.space avatar

Look at the one to Cyprus

Carighan,
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

The dotted lines are ferry routes.

Numenor,

I don’t see any dots motherf- zooms in …oh.

Venicon,
@Venicon@sopuli.xyz avatar

Maybe with your name you should avoid the water entirely? Didn’t end so well last time…

wildginger,

Good god thats so much better

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Ferries are pretty nice, we recently used them for a NL -> EN -> WA -> IE -> SCO -> NL trip and they were nice. Some of them had plenty of entertainment and felt quite nice, others a bit more run down but still fine. The best was taking the overnight ones, you sleep on board and disembark fresh and ready to go in the morning at your destination and costs less than having a separate hotel night.

Everythingispenguins,

Bridges, with a mid ocean interchange

Aceticon,

They’re long range heavy impulse air routes using catapults…

Resol,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

The trains can fly… only to literally crash at the destination’s train station. Somehow, everyone miraculously survives every single time.

That actually sounded way more terrorist than I wanted it to.

Zevlen,

Are You?

Resol,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, everyone must live.

Llewellyn,

Are you spooked by La Manche tunnel? It exists.

circasurvivor,

“Daylight 2: Erin Go Bragh”

ChillDude69, (edited )

As a heathen Yank, I don’t have an actual stake in the whole thing. However, I can’t escape the following, as my considered opinion:

EU Proponent: “Hey, you know how it’s really easy to govern, fund, and defend nations and empires?”

Skeptical European: “Ummm…are you joking?”

EU Proponent: “Well, some of us were thinking.: what if we carve out a nebulous, constantly shifting middle-ground between a single nation, a group of nations, and an empire. Ya know, some kind of cobbled-together, mutated entity, possessing some characteristics of all those things, but never truly being any of them. That might be EVEN EASIER to manage.”

Skeptical European: “What the…what? Fucking WHAT?”

EU Proponent: “We figure the most important aspect would be a constant vagueness, regarding the enforcement of laws, standards, and regulations that all the nations in the semi-pseudo-super-nation group would have to follow.”

Skeptical European: “Come again?”

EU Proponent: “Well, it’s simple: maybe all the countries in the quasi-ultra-state would be bound to obey laws passed by the mega-parliament. But also, maybe they would still be sovereign states, and they wouldn’t have to obey those laws. But, then again, maybe they ARE supposed to obey them, technically, but there isn’t an effective method of enforcement. If everyone has to keep guessing, that will make sure everyone pays attention, and everything will go really smoothly.”

Skeptical European: “Ohhhhhkay. But we’ll still bully the shit out of Greece if they have financial problems, right?”

EU Proponent: “Oh, fuck yes. That’s 90 percent of why we’re even doing this.”

Skeptical European: “Alright, I’m in.”

MyNameIsIgglePiggle,

So basically state government

AA5B,

EUxit? Didn’t the EU exit from the UK a couple years ago?

UncleGrandPa,

Other way around

Honytawk,

Woooooshh

hemko, (edited )

Nope, it was EU sponsored campaign to remove UK. For obvious reasons

Edit: not sure if I’m getting downvoted for a lame joke, someone taking it seriously or just brits

Colour_me_triggered,

I just assumed you were being serious, for obvious reasons. But as a Brit I find it funny

Zevlen,

Nah… That was Russia

dubyakay, (edited )

What’s truly bullshit about this map is Hungary. To get anywhere, you have to go through Budapest and it’s been like this since the last 150 years, when it comes to rail. Even though it has at least seven metropolitan areas outside of Pest county with population above 100k… NOPE! You have to go through two of the three major railway stations of Budapest.

What’s worse is say you are a local to Hungary and you live east of the Danube. You want to visit Lake Balaton in the west. You have to take the train to Budapest. You then transfer by Metró to the other railway station. And then take another train to the lake. Three fares and two transfers, which might be fine as an individual but adds up in costs and stress if you are with family or have accessibility needs. And by accessibility needs I’m just talking about being elderly (who mostly travel free or at a very reduced rate) or a stroller.

raynethackery,

Why is it set up that way?

AnaisRim,

Everybody in Europe needs to go to spas in Budapest. It’s medicinal. And required.

TheGreenGolem,
@TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Our capitol was always overprioritiezed because of some kind of elitism.

kilgore_trout,

I can only guess the reasons but I experienced this frustration when I needed to go from the very north to the very east of the country and still had to go through Budapest.

franglais,

France is no different, going anywhere by TGV ? You’d best like going via Paris

azertyfun,

The Trans-European Transport Project has been ongoing since the '90s.

And since I was curious, here are the new guidelines adopted last week. Nothing revolutionary but an evolution in the right direction. I do find it personally interesting that the TEN-T apparently did not previously formally take into account military mobility…

barsoap, (edited )

TETP is just a nefarious scheme to dictate glorious typography to member states. Seriously that thing is good: Ridiculously legible and specifically so in “big font at long distances” situations, meanwhile both friendly and authoritative – exactly the kind of thing you want when asking for the way. No “yeah let me think where was that intersection” or “can’t you find your own way” but “Of course! Go straight ahead, first to the left, then the second right”.

Now if the EU would get around to telling member states that they should learn from each other in overall traffic and urban design, and follow the best practices that they can find anywhere. Which is diplomatic language for “Do as the Dutch do”.

Annoyed_Crabby,

Ohh no how can they not include me in their plan after i burn the bridges with them

jewbacca117,

Oh no, the consequences of my own actions!

RizzRustbolt,

Why won’t the EU help me fix all these burnt bridges?

Zevlen,

'Merica ; " why won’t EU take care of our homeless population and adopt them / refugee them to EU? I mean… We gave them like military bases n guns n shit… come on !

Zevlen,

Dude, who cares about Australia n Britain being left out?.. They left my mighty 'Merica out of the picture! 😔🖼️ SMH

WaxedWookie,

Those scheming betrayers also left Australia out of the transport plan for EU members.

How much lead paint do you need to eat to see the loaded language in these headlines and think “yeah - seems legit.”

13esq, (edited )

That’s Switzerland. (not a member of the EU)

Imagine speaking with such authority whilst simultaneously lacking such a basic understanding of Europe.

Which 70 cretins upvoted this arse water?

WaxedWookie,

So the EU isn’t allowed to cooperate with a country (that’s at least part of the single market and contiguous continent), because they saw no value in including Britain, and that was a scheming betrayal?

What point are you failing to make here?

13esq, (edited )

I don’t think that they’re refusing to cooperate. I think they’re looking after their own members and why wouldn’t they? Are you suggesting that they give the same benefits to member states as non-member states? If so, why wouldn’t everyone leave?

Are you going to adress that you don’t know the difference between Austria and Switzerland or am I just getting suckered in to feeding the troll? Coz if you’re trolling then you’re actually very funny but I’m probably too autistic to tell.

qarbone,

It said ‘Australia’, not ‘Austria’. You know, ‘Australia’…the one in Oceania. Probably highlighting the ridiculousness of a country so removed from the continet feeling slighted for not being included in plans for the EU.

You suckered yourself into looking like an arse.

13esq,

Oh. Oops! Haha

BleatingZombie,

Which 4 cretins upvoted this?

13esq,

I guess some people like it when they see someone admit a mistake.

dubyakay,

Redemption arc!

At least you can add an edit to your original post now.

Not like upvoted or down votes truly matter on this platform.

13esq,

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  • Veneroso,

    Yes, as a dummy from the US I only know double down and reject reality.

    Upvoted for admitting a mistake.

    zerofk,

    I’m pretty sure they also left Australia out.

    Zevlen, (edited )

    FORGET Australia 🦘… They left out the Greatest Country in the Galaxy/Universe ; 'Merica!!!

    Even left it out in the comments section… Unbelievable

    SMH 😒🙄

    frostwhitewolf,

    Lmao

    Zevlen, (edited )

    LEMONFAYO*

    Jackthelad,

    This is from the Daily Express, which is a paper that’s full of these sort of ragebait, horseshit headlines.

    Zekas,

    Ragebait for tories, perhaps. I find it delicious

    Skua,

    Notably it was the first major paper to back Brexit. They should be delighted about this. Fucking mould-ridden wankstains.

    illi,

    If they identified themselves by hating anti-EU pieces, I imagine it’s hard do stop.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I honestly thought it was sarcasm.

    BB69,

    Why are there roads through Switzerland

    sp451,

    Why not? Makes sense for quick connections from Germany to Italy

    BB69,

    Switzerland isn’t in the EU?

    sp451,

    That is correct. That’s why it has a different color than the EU countries

    Hyperreality, (edited )

    Part of Schengen, part of the European Free Trade Association, signed a lot of bilateral treaties and enacted a lot of EU legislation, contributed to EU projects.

    The Swiss electorate voted against becoming part of the EU, but the EU's a huge market so Switzerland is quite integrated with the EU while still being independent.

    Norway isn't part of the EU either, but they're in a similar position as Switzerland, which is probably why they're also part of this proposal.

    GenEcon,

    Switzerland is also a lot more integrated than GB. Remember when we discussed hard vs. soft brexit? Soft Brexit would have left GB in a similar state like Switzerland and Norway. But we got a hard brexit.

    possiblylinux127,

    Honestly we should just flatten Switzerland with nukes as its just a waste of space.

    Skua,

    Nonsense. We should swap it with Scotland, since both are beautiful mountainous countries with reasonably similar land areas and population, but on the whole Scots want to be in the EU and Switzerlanders don't

    lurch,

    So you can get through as quick as possible and don’t have to get out in this weirdo country /s

    Resol,
    @Resol@lemmy.world avatar

    I have one word for you.

    Schengen

    southsamurai,
    @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Pfft, they’re lucky the French don’t bomb their end of the chunnel.

    EdibleFriend,
    @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

    Knowing the french they are just waiting for the UK to look at them wrong so they can do that. After a few weeks of rioting of course.

    southsamurai,
    @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Of course. The je ne sais quoi is rioting, always. As is the avec.

    vivadanang,

    I imagine sad, regretful brits dining/vacationing are a boon to the economy.

    Dra,

    I think people in this comment section seem to think people who voted to leave the EU are shaking their fists in rage, why would they be? The diagram also looks sus in terms of legality

    kilgore_trout,

    The map shows the actual proposal, I don’t know what possibly could look sus to you.

    Dra,

    I found the proposal - I thought the lines to Ireland were all proposed rail (despite encroaching the incorrect distance by sea) but its a rough diagram and those are water transport routes.

    Looms fine to me though, there’s a path into Norway, and there’s a path into the UK.

    What’s the big deal?

    beckerist,

    “Scheming EU states” is a total flame bait headline. The UK is not part of the EU, so why should they be included in any of this? They should be HAPPY about the EU not “meddling” with their “freedom”!

    AlpacaChariot,

    The UK doesn’t need to be part of this really, there’s one link to mainland Europe (the channel tunnel) and the rest should just be sensible UK road and rail network planning. NI and Ireland already have ways to cooperate when it comes to planning transport on the Ireland of Island.

    I say “in theory” because our government just scrapped HS2 phase 2, so our rail network is going to continue to be shit for years.

    khannie, (edited )
    @khannie@lemmy.world avatar

    on the Ireland of Island

    Love this at what looks like 11pm on the day that’s in it as I write at 4am.

    Love you, neighbour. Sorry about the HS2 bullshit. Shambles tbh.

    AlpacaChariot,

    Lol my bad. I’m going to leave it like that for everyone to enjoy!

    khannie,
    @khannie@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh 100%!

    Viking_Hippie,

    sensible UK road and rail network planning

    How many decades has it been since THAT last happened, though?

    I say “in theory” because our government just scrapped HS2 phase 2, so our rail network is going to continue to be shit for years.

    Oh. Same page, it would seem 😁

    oktoberpaard,

    Not only that, but there are also two arrows on this map going into the UK. It’s up to the UK to take care of how well these arrows connect to important locations within their borders. There really doesn’t appear to be an issue whatsoever.

    arudesalad,

    These arrows already exist! The France one is the English tunnel and the Ireland one is there because they need to make Ireland feel like one island. The uk dont have much control over how well they connect to their border. I think the uk would have benefited from this plan as they seem to be having problems with trains

    doctorcrimson,

    Not really, though? There are no development plans for the new railways in the UK and furthermore the entirety of the UK is greyed out but all the independent area of Ireland is part of the map.

    khannie,
    @khannie@lemmy.world avatar

    I think that’s the point, no? It’s unfortunately up to the UK now to do what they will with the transport systems the EU will hook them up with.

    doctorcrimson,

    Listen, I’m not defending the article written by people who supported Brexit then got mad about how much of a shit deal Brexit is for them, but the point of the above comment is that the maps include arrows connecting to UK Railways, but that’s besides the point because the larger context of the discussion is about how a massive Railway Expansion project completely excludes the UK. It’s completely moot and irrelevant to talk about the existing railways.

    9bananas,

    the UK cannot be included, because they aren’t a Schengen-member and the EU doesn’t want customs checks on their train lines…

    it’s entirely up to the UK what they do with their rails within their borders.

    and as was already pointed out:

    there already IS a connection between the EU and the UK!!

    the new plans are largely for connections between capitals of EU countries and major population centers, both of which already have rail connections in the UK.

    so what do you expect the EU to do about the rail network in the UK?

    520,

    the UK cannot be included, because they aren’t a Schengen-member and the EU doesn’t want customs checks on their train lines…

    Ireland is also not a member of the Schengen agreement...

    9bananas,

    Ireland is not connected by rail either, so customs don’t matter as much; you need to change the mode of transportation anyways

    doctorcrimson,

    Yes the rails are connected, but you should not be arguing to me that this means the UK is part of the plan when it very clearly isn’t. You’re arguing on both sides right now, I don’t think you’re in the right state of mind.

    TheBat,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    the larger context of the discussion is about how a massive Railway Expansion project completely excludes the UK.

    Why should EU project include non-EU states?

    doctorcrimson,

    It shouldn’t, but that’s not what the discussion is about, is it? Somebody made a statement that it IS part of the plan, which is verifiably false.

    TheBat,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    Somebody made a statement that it IS part of the plan,

    Who? Where?

    doctorcrimson,

    I can’t tell if you’re lost or trolling. If you go up this thread to the comment I first replied to:

    Not only that, but there are also two arrows on this map going into the UK. It’s up to the UK to take care of how well these arrows connect to important locations within their borders. There really doesn’t appear to be an issue whatsoever.

    and this is in a discussion about the EU’s renovated railway plans centered around TransEuropean Landmark transport. It also has arrows pointing into Ukraine and Belarus, but that doesn’t mean any of those countries are included in the plans.

    I also want to stress again, since many of you seem easily confused, I think the UK SHOULD be responsible for their own railway improvements building upon the plans of the EU by themselves, since that’s the logical conclusion of Brexit, but it makes no sense to say they’re part of the plan when they’re not part of the plan.

    TheBat,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    The arrows are just a way to represent linking of the network beyond the EU borders. No one is saying the arrows mean UK or Ukraine or Belarus is included in the plan.

    I’m not sure if you’re trolling or not.

    doctorcrimson,

    You are quite clearly trolling.

    TheBat,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    Sure buddy, it’s me who’s trolling and not someone who doesn’t understand concepts of mapping legends.

    Hackerman_uwu,

    Huh? Apologies for being slow but what is your point?

    My neighbour redid their driveway, it completely excludes my driveway, obviously. We used to share a driveway mind you and we could have shared the cost of whe work on both our driveway but I got uptight because he let brown people use both our driveways. I told him driveways first, my driveway is losing its identity due to all the brown people and I got the whole neighbourhood to vote against shared driveways.

    Pretty fucking cunty of him to only redo his driveway now though innit?

    doctorcrimson,

    I will go very slowly.

    1. The rails are connected
    2. The UK is not part of the plan

    There is no point in mentioning that the rails are connected in a discussion about the UK not being part of the plan. It’s just silly. It’s like talking about changes to cars and one person in the conversation starts talking about how the wheels have been the same for 14 years now.

    Hackerman_uwu, (edited )

    Why are you hung up on the mention of the rails being connected?

    doctorcrimson,

    Ima just return that question to sender.

    laborer3922,

    All I hear is that scheming EU is shooting two arrows at the UK.

    9point6,

    I’d welcome the EU meddling in my freedom; certainly would be better than the Tories

    asteriskeverything,

    It’s wild to me how America, UK, and Canada are dealing with these idiotic right wing extremists or fans. It did not go well in the states, is still not going well, but people in other countries are all agreeing that yeah now is the time to be loud, racist, shitholes who make life worse for everyone with their stupidity??? What the fuuuck

    Carighan,
    @Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

    And you’d think at the latest when the Brexit happens and totally fucked up logistics, industry and the already ailing healthcare in the UK, the right-wing voters might have realized “Oh wait, maybe the people we’ve been voting for us have been lying and it was rather obvious with how they didn’t want to be associated with the shit they made us vote for after it actually worked out and they won the vote”. Nope. They’re proud of it. All the mean mean evil EU now being mean to lil’ ol’ England out of pure spite. Aye.

    (to be fair we already did that a long time ago when we banished them to a damp, sad and depressing island in the north sea)

    BluesF,

    I heard on the radio this morning the government singing their own praises after reintroducing pint size bottles of wine. A “Brexit benefit”. This is after 99% of those surveyed said they wanted metric sizes. 99%!

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    pint size bottles of wine

    Who is that wine for? Ants?

    BluesF,

    Old people who for some reason cannot let go of a system of measures that needs to DIE

    Facebones,

    The right wing voters won’t be happy until everything burns down so they can institute their shitty boring ass cishet white only vision of society.

    beebarfbadger,

    Step 1) blame everyone else for everything that’s wrong. Step 2) promise all the good things if only people vote for you. If they are actually gullible enough to do that we come to step 3) grab all the wealth you can and shift it to your cronies, smash anything too heavy to carry off and leave the opposition in a smouldering ruin that you can then again blame and berate the next government for.

    grue,
    iknowitwheniseeit,

    The Netherlands just voted in our own right-wing extremist, Geert Wilders. 😭

    TheGrandNagus,

    All of Europe, and a bunch of other places, are swinging to the right. It’s not an Anglosphere thing, you just read english-speaking news more.

    Funny enough, the UK is in the process of swinging back leftwards again at the moment. Roll on the 2024 general election.

    grue, (edited )

    You know how the right-wing nutjobs have been frothing about a “new world order” conspiracy theory for a long time now? You know, the one about a secretive multinational cabal plotting to take over the entire world?

    Yeah… it turns out even .

    520,

    It's the Daily Express, an offshoot of the Daily Mail. They both have ridiculously anti EU slants and have had those for decades

    afraid_of_zombies,

    Every since the thought occurred to me I can’t stop thinking about it. There is just this entire class of people out there who do no real work, are paid money to tell us how they should be running things, and whose only plan in running things is to take something that works and break it.

    niktemadur,

    If that idiotic and corrosive Brexit campaign had been defeated, the headline might be screaming how scheming EU nations drag the UK into their expensive transport plans.

    Also the same mindless parrots on their tellys and newspapers would be mindlessly arguing the point, tossing out word salads, exactly as they would with the EU making their plans and keeping the UK out of them.

    Meanwhile, non-voters who could have made a difference will be just as idiotic on polling day: “Politics is for wankers/both parties are the same. Shall we go for drinks?”

    Hyperreality, (edited )

    I found the wikipedia article:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trans-European_Transport_Network#List_of_transport_networks

    Apparently initial proposals for this pre-date brexit by 26 years.

    This is a Daily Express article. Utter trash, right wing yellow journalism. Rabidly pro-brexit, endorsed Liz Truss for PM. You know, the weird cheese lady who was outlasted by a lettuce.

    Obviously brexit isn't going so well and neither is the latest tory PM, so it's time for their daily article about how the foreigners done ruined Engerland.

    Carighan,
    @Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

    endorsed Liz Truss for PM

    Geezus…

    TheBat,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    Outdone by lettuce

    grue, (edited )

    outlasted by a lettuce.

    American here. How much is that converted to Mooches?

    Overzeetop,

    I get it, and lol or whatever, but Ireland is getting two ferries(?) from entirety of the mainland, and the UK is still connected via the tunnel which looks to be a major link-hub for the new system. I guess if it weren’t for Brexit there might have been an Edinburgh-Amsterdam or -Brussels link, but it’s not like Aberdeen or New Castle was going to get any love.

    Venicon,
    @Venicon@sopuli.xyz avatar

    I believe we have two ferries going from east Scotland to Amsterdam and Bruges (or somewhere nearby) starting shortly. We also have Fred Olsen cruises from Scottish ports now too.

    Not defending brexit before I get pitchforked but we aren’t exactly cut off…

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