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HiddenLayer5, (edited ) in Strange times...
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Fun fact: Strawberry is called an accessory fruit because its seeds are on the outside, so the seeds themselves are the real “fruits” (in the same way each grain of rice or wheat is itself a fruit, well technically the fruit consists of the grain plus the outer pod/husk that gets removed when harvested). The red flesh we like to eat is the accessory fruit because it in itself does not contain seeds.

Raspberries and blackberries are called aggregate fruits because they’re essentially many fruits attached together as a single structure. Actually, a strawberry is called an aggregate accessory fruit because it has many “fruits” directly attached to an accessory structure.

GrunerAffe,

Great explanation thank you! Interesting facts :)

SasquatchBanana,

So bananas are aggregate fruits?

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar
SasquatchBanana,

So aggregates are whole different class of fruit?! I thought it would have been a subcategory

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah. If university bio has taught me anything it’s that botany classifications are way more numerous, way more complex, and have way more exceptions than zoology classifications (not to undermine zoology of course, it’s also super complicated). There’s just far more diversity in how different plants accomplish the same things compared to how different animals accomplish them, which makes sense since plants are quite a bit older than animals and also have way more species.

bratosch,

If every Uni professor started each lecture with "fun fact: " I bet I’d learn alot more

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Some of my profs did! I had one class where the prof would have optional “bonus content” not in the syllabus as a further incentive for people to come to class instead of just reading the lecture slides later.

tetris11, (edited ) in Reject modernity, embrace tradition!
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

I met my first girlfriend that way, we’d go hunting for crabs in the wilderness by day and then sell our catch at the marketplace. It was hard being online at the same time but we made it work. We built fires and prayed in the evenings under the starry sky, and fell asleep in each others arms, until that fateful night when I came back from my fishing trip to find all her belongings in a single pile, surrounded by blood. I feared the worst, but kept hopeful and waited. My patience waning, I finally ventured out of the wilderness and towards the reset point, where I found her… outside of a cave garbed in dungeoneer equipment mumbling nonsensical words about grinding. :'-(

doppelgangmember,

Hey, least you only caught crabs

¯_(ツ)_/¯

PlantDadManGuy,

This was a much, much better story than Twilight

Dasnap, in Bad dog
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

When people say they only want purebreds:

PhreakyByNature,
Blapoo, in "Political Nuance" by PervisTime

Think about taxing the rich? THAT’S SOCIALISM

Ponder if an apartheid state is doing a genocide? ANTISEMITISM

Don’t like the new Marvel movie? SEXIST! RACIST!

Freedom of speech died long ago and now there is no flow of ideas, even incrementally. We’re in big trouble

surewhynotlem,

Freedom of speech is just fine. Call me when the government arrests you for something you say.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I feel like the kind of person who would claim there is no freedom of speech anymore would take this challenge and go shout “FIRE” in a movie theatre or “BOMB” in an airport.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Kinda sus on that third question

Ilovethebomb,

I have seen this argument used against people who didn’t like the Marvels.

dangblingus,

Well, yeah. Both Captain Marvel and Ms. Marvel were met with extreme vitriol from people who would rather not see a woman in their super hero universe. Should we expect those people to have gone through a maturation process in the last 4 years?

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

The problem comes when you dislike these not because there was a female lead but because the writing was shit.

But because woman lead men sexist for no like.

Though tbf it really comes down to most writers not knowing how to write female leads.

rchive,

It’s a bigger problem that barely has to do with the specific shows or movies. Marvel Studios has mostly been coasting since Endgame. It also didn’t prioritize female led properties, so they’re all coming out in this coasting period. This means they might be on average not as good. It’s not directly because they’re female led, but it is sort of indirectly because of that.

Ilovethebomb,

The issue is when it’s used to silence criticism about the many other issues with the film.

ILikeBoobies,

This comes off as you being one of the people who rejects criticism

This isn’t a discussion of the media, it’s about people rejecting criticism

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, and it was also a dog whistle to conservatives to feel under represented and “oppressed” by the presence of a non white person as a superhero.

The people you’re talking about can easily clarify it by saying “I don’t like it, but I’m happy to see more women and people of color in these roles”. Bish bash bosh, not a racist.

DragonTypeWyvern,

For example:

That Miss Marvel show didn’t appeal to me because it was clearly a coming of age story made for young teens.

Ilovethebomb,

Or “I didn’t like it, and I don’t need a reason why”

David_Eight,

Is that really how you talk to people?

Ilovethebomb,

My friends don’t typically demand I justify my opinions.

David_Eight, (edited )

What? How do you have a conversation with people without explaining your thoughts? In my head your conversations go like this lol

Person: Hey Ilovethebomb, you see the new marvel movie.

You: Yeah, I didn’t like it.

Person: Really, why not?

You: I don’t need a reason why.

So again, is that really how you talk to people. It can’t be right?

Ilovethebomb,

You keep having conversations in your head.

David_Eight,

I can only assume from your inability to answer my question that the answer is yes, you really do talk to people like that. What a strange way to go through life. Why join a social media network just to be antisocial lol.

Ilovethebomb,

You really just invented a hypothetical scenario in your head and got angry about it, didn’t you?

David_Eight,

Angry, no. More confused, I just found your comment interesting and asked you to clarify. You refused to, so I’ll never know what you meant, which is fine. There’s really nothing left to discuss then. Best of luck my friend 🖖.

porcariasagrada,

no nuance, please… we aren’t divided enough.

dangblingus,

Okay, but that was you. There were thousands more broskis online that hated it simply because it reminded them that minorities exist.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Sure. But you can tell what they are because they say things like “the agenda” and “forced diversity,” or spend time getting mad that a Marvel series had the nerve to be made for young people.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Can you hear that whistling sound? No? Does that mean it isn’t there?

oatscoop,

I didn’t go see it because I’m burnt out on Marvel movie seemingly made MadLibs style with the same 3 predictable plots and a word bank of characters and settings.

David_Eight,

Location: Your mom’s house

Ok someone else pick the characters and plot.

Ilovethebomb,

I’m allowed to not like things without having to justify myself.

LillyPip,

They have Homelander, what more do they need?

Blapoo, (edited )

clutches chest He got me! I am the sexist racist! Give me my sign /s

And my point is proven in realtime

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Just reminded about this eposode. It even has english subs.

Unaware7013,

Freedom of speech died long ago

Lol, free speech isn't dead just because people criticize your opinions. You're not being silenced because people argue with you, and no one is arresting you for your opinions. Climb down off your cross.

WaxedWookie,

But everyone has to listen to me loudly whine about being silenced when I’m up here…

quackers,

We still have freedom of speech, for now. While the brainlets on twitter and other social media censor eachother, we can still say and think whatever we want. Its just that people are pushed by it into one of several dumbass corners that many ideas appear lost. Luckily, platforms like lemmy emerge to hopefully counter some of that effect.

Krauerking,

No see i think there is a problem with Lemmy. Its not seeking to be a new space that fills a need and slowly expand. Its already trying to be a clone of something else. Hoarders came in and moved in all their junk and now its to full of crap to see or move around in. And the forced identity effect is still happening cause it was built upon a communist graveyard and we are haunted by ghosts of people saying the only way forward is still back.

quackers,

yeah but having a less restricted space is ideal for exploring fresh ideas. if you have a platform trying to do specifically that, i think you also end up with extremism. Im not saying lemmy is the perfect platform, but the decentralized nature of it is potentially a way to a more free platform. Mainly because advertisers dont get to fuck it up.

Cowbee,

Decentralization is an extremist position, to be fair.

quackers,

How so?

dangblingus,

Not liking the new Marvel movie is fine. Making it about race or sex is what makes you a racist for not liking the new Marvel movie. This thread apparently thinks those people don’t exist lol

MotoAsh,

Eh, while it’s not as common as other political psychosis, I have directly been told, “you just don’t like strong women.” to my face, for saying I didn’t like how they utterly failed to develop Rey as a character in the new Star Wars trilogy and the movies suck over all.

Apparently wanting good, cohesive writing where main characters actually have lessons to learn and growth to do makes me a sexist to them, all because I can point to Luke, a guy, failing a bunch?

Some people really DO need to “touch grass”.

KevonLooney,

I have directly been told lots of nutty things. Just yesterday someone told me that my nickname in a video game was affecting my lag. That doesn’t make any sense.

Why does this bother you unless you actually have an issue with women? The fact that you’re complaining about it indicates that it is meaningful to you.

MotoAsh, (edited )

Being misunderstood, even by dumbasses, is meaningful to me.

I value competent communication, and voluntarily misconstruing someone is peak failure to listen.

stalfoss,

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  • MotoAsh,

    In my case, this was literally in person to my face from a coworker with little media analysis skill. I never even made unclear statements beyond, “I don’t like Rey”, with further explanation about how her character development is highly lacking. Not the actress or anything like that, even.

    Don’t be the equivalently stupid person on the other side of the coin, constantly refusing to admit that those internet weirdos are actual people in the real world somewhere.

    Anticorp,

    Sshhh.

    AllonzeeLV, (edited ) in "Profitable Strategy" by Work Chronicles

    Reminder, prior to the 1980s, America largely had an entirely different and actually equitable business model, even in large corporations: Customers first, employees second, investors third. This makes sense because if customers and employees are unhappy, the business will fail. It was well understood that happy customers + happy employees = investors make money and are happy too.

    Then the greed class, led by people like John Francis Welch, apt last name, and sold by mascots like Ronald Reagan, waged and won the class war handily by convincing the laborers it would be unseemly to engage in class war while they were economically slaughtered. Unchecked greed went from being acknowledged as the vile personal failing and personality deficit it is to being America’s core cultural value, one we’ve been exporting globally ever since to my shame by association. The George Baileys appealing to basic humanity were snuffed out, and we now all live in Pottersville on Pottersearth. (These are It’s a Wonderful Life references, for the uninitiated)

    Now business priorities are defined by truly sociopathic capital markets, and the global business model is now investors first, investors second, investors third, and fuck you your position was outsourced to an 8 year old slave child in Bangladesh so I can pocket an extra dollar lol.

    That’s why you’re miserable as an employee, and why you can’t get service worth dogshit as a customer. Blame the capitalists who decided to cannibalize their own societies and planet for short-term profit. The ones that were already making a lot more and living larger than their employees, but demanded to live like modern Pharoahs on humanity’s back.

    Because it’s worth you subsisting in fear and uncertainty, unable to afford to actually live a decent life, to travel to places and have experiences, so that the big mega yacht an oligarch commissioned can have a slightly smaller support mega yacht to tug it around and go where the big mega yacht is too big to fit. Priorities, duh!

    kgbbot,

    I mean what’s stopping a business from returning to form? Putting customers first could start change.

    AllonzeeLV, (edited )

    The quintessential Walmart dilemma stops it.

    You make a hardware store with knowledgable, helpful, well paid staff, ethically sourced quality products, and sell hammers for $20 because that’s what your buying power at your scale allows you to turn a reasonable, sustainable profit on.

    Walmart pays overseas slavers to make 10,000 hammers at $1 each and they sell them at the new Walmart that just moved in for $7. Customers need to find it themselves because the employees correctly don’t give a shit as they’re paid shit.

    Sadly, us peasants have proven, given the opportunity and out of necessity, we will support Walmart and their $7 slave labor made, slave labor sold shit hammer, before supporting a local business with ethical business practices selling a $20 hammer, even at higher quality.

    Oh and after Walmart has put main street out of business with $7 hammers, they’ll raise that price to $18 and pocket the difference, as was the plan.

    Integrity costs more to deliver than exploitation, and the less you have the less you can afford to support integrity in business. That’s why most of America’s main streets are shadows of their former selves, that degradation started far before Amazon and internet shopping started doing to Walmart what Walmart did to honorable entrepreneurs.

    Americans sure do love a “great deal.” over time though, those great deals cost us all more than we could imagine. We never considered the inevitable outcome of those great deals we got by dealing with amoral, exploitative businesses. We were so short sighted that we just assumed that those amoral businesses willing to hurt anyone from employees to suppliers still had the customer’s best interests at heart. We thought we were in on the hustle with those $7 hammers, when we were just another mark.

    Dark_Arc,
    @Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg avatar

    The Internet helps with this some. I’ve found a number of companies, American Giant, American Blanket Company, Trayvax, Liberty Table Top, Awesome Coffee Club, and 360 Cookware that are all from what I can tell, doing it right at the higher price that comes with.

    They can stay in business because they don’t have to maintain brick and mortar stores and appeal to the lowest bidder to stay in business.

    It’s definitely hard to convince friends to actually spend the extra money though.

    painfulasterisk, (edited ) in Sleeping position

    Don’t sleep, it’s bad for you . Just keep working.

    -*CEOs

    *Typo fixed.

    morphballganon,

    CEOs*

    No apostrophe in a non-possessive plural noun

    motor_spirit,

    Go ahead and cc everybody on this one, it’s needed.

    Zehzin, (edited ) in Too soon!
    @Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

    Pretty sure the answer is “the brits”.

    Cannacheques,

    Can hardly blame them, pestilence and diseases are a genuine concern for any empire where armed forces have to move far distances over land or sea

    rahmad,

    Can definitely blame them… Several of the famines in their ‘empire’ were either engineered, caused through incompetence or arrogance, or ignored when preventable.

    Ref: Any of bengal’s several famines under British rule, frankly even after once you take Churchill into account.

    umbrella,
    @umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

    Cats cant pronounce that tough, so it has to count all of those in a socialist’s name.

    In other news have you seen the latest royal wedding? So beautiful and glamorous, makes me feel blessed to have monarchs ruling over us!

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    I like when the prince ripped off the princess’s arm and shoved it into her ass.

    A beautiful day for Canada and therefore the world.

    Bondrewd,

    Nice shoehorn of anglo-saxon history, but those famines are all plagues and crop faliures for the most part.

    KepBen,

    Why is it the rich never starve if it’s just a totally unaccountable natural disaster?

    Bondrewd,

    Because they have money duuh.

    KepBen, (edited )

    So it’s less of a natural disaster and more of an economic disaster? I wonder why people would blame governments for that…

    Bondrewd, (edited )

    It is like miles away from the intentional economical engineering we are talking about. Still not sure why you are so bent on trying to wiggle them into a comparsion between regimes and personnel more direct, intentional and immediate like Mao or Stalin.

    If you dont distinguish from those, then why even have a debate on them?

    The joke implied that the question intended to ask one or very few directly involved personnel and you disregarded that. Thats it.

    KepBen,

    Right sure, when the British intentionally abuse Ireland and India it’s really just a whoopsie-daisy.

    Bondrewd,

    Should I really do the same kind of jumping to conclusions?

    Are you saying that the largest completely man made famine ever does not really deserve that much of a recognition?

    KepBen,

    Nope. I’m just saying they’re all “man-made”.

    LicenseToChill,

    The rich and the party cadres

    Kusimulkku,

    Rich usually have more resources and ability to purchase them at elevated prices. Hope that helps

    Filthmontane,

    All famines are crop failures. That’s kinda how famines happen.

    Kusimulkku,

    No

    A famine is a widespread scarcity of food,[1][2] caused by several factors including war, natural disasters, crop failure, widespread poverty, an economic catastrophe or government policies.

    creditCrazy,
    @creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

    I suppose you can consider getting your crops blown up a crop failure

    SchizoDenji,

    They forced farmers to grow indigo crops instead of natural cotton/wheat/rice.

    Bondrewd, (edited )

    Im pretty sure that was not during the drought itself, nor really caused it. It economically made sense and then probably exacerbated the famine.

    SchizoDenji,

    It wasn’t just the drought. Indigo cropping destroyed the soil first, drought exacerbated the problems.

    SchizoDenji,

    Yep, anyone saying otherwise is doing mental gymnastics.

    YeetPics,
    @YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

    Is it Mr the brits or Mrs the brits?

    Ohhhh, you’re conflating a single leader with an entire country.

    You must be a lib, tankies say libs never argue in good faith, and your false equivalence is certainly in bad faith.

    lmaydev,

    We were all pretty cool with it all at the time tbh.

    Plenty of us will still defend it, which is crazy.

    RepulsiveDog4415,

    Until recently it was Mrs. Now it’s Mr or alternatively his majesty king Charles the 3rd.

    Is there enough reliable data to give a kill count for the different monarchs? It would be kind of interesting who scores highest in that regard.

    YeetPics,
    @YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

    Exactly! Mao was one leader, England killed millions, sure, but that was spread over many many rulers.

    Mao stands at the top afaik, I’d love to see some stats though!

    Zehzin,
    @Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

    Jesse what tf are you talking about

    YeetPics,
    @YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

    Mocking a tankie with tankie logic.

    Rodeo,

    Or simply keeping with the theme of answers being a single individual and not an entire nation of hundreds of millions of people spanning centuries.

    SchizoDenji,

    Fair enough to be honest. I hate Mao, Genghis Khan, Hitler and Stalin too for being genocidal fucks.

    Blackmist,

    In fairness we’ve been around a lot longer, but it is impressive how one little island nation has managed to fuck so much shit up from afar.

    100_kg_90_de_belin,

    I think that Queen Victoria would rank pretty in the body count scoreboard

    Siegfried,

    Hey, i hate the british too, but the article doesn’t directly blame the british for the famines and it also includes famines that took place in non-british held or administrated territories.

    Nevertheless, it does point out that in many cases, british administration worsened the situation.

    activ8r,

    Nevertheless, it does point out that in many cases, british administration worsened the situation.

    To be fair… They were only practising for how they’d treat modern Britain.

    Zehzin, (edited )
    @Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

    It also just one territory, I’m sure the Irish also have a few bones to pick.

    Though speaking of time advantage, the best answer might be “mosquitos”, and while “blood sucking insects” could be a name for british colonists, they didn’t spread malaria since the dawn of humanity

    darq, in Charisma stat wasn't high enough [Gryzlock]
    @darq@kbin.social avatar

    She shot her shot. No regrets.

    photonic_sorcerer,
    @photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Got the whole village killed too

    lightnsfw,

    If my village sacrifices me to a dragon then I’m taking them down with me any way I can.

    BolexForSoup,
    @BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

    Because they didn’t try to get her killed lol

    Unaware7013,

    Uno reverse

    DrBob, in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic
    @DrBob@lemmy.ca avatar

    The oldest millenials are in their 40s. Who is drawing these things?

    CptOblivius,

    As a “Millennial” in the 40s, myself and others my similar age don’t ever seem to fit into the millennial category well. The start should be in the mid 1980’s not the beginning. Gen x seems more fitting for the early 80s. But the generation thing is kind of silly anyway.

    garbagebagel,

    Hm I thought this whole time it was the mid decade like 85-94, 65-84. It is silly though, nobody has the exact same upbringing just because they’re born in a certain year.

    lolcatnip,

    People born around 1980 are Xennials or the Oregon Trail generation. We’re kind of a blend of gen X and millennials.

    charonn0,
    @charonn0@startrek.website avatar

    the Oregon Trail generation

    This is the one.

    BarrelAgedBoredom,

    Boomers, or millennials with boomer energy. Really anyone that wants to shit on “the youth”

    jordanlund, in Face the consequences - Work Chronicles
    @jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

    "I don’t understand! This is the 5th company I’ve owned that has failed! Why can’t I find the right people?!?!?!’

    WaxedWookie, in Remember to have fun at work

    I’ve been under general anaesthetic 3 times in my life…

    The first time was at a teaching hospital - I know the patient before me had created a bit of a bloody mess. One of the juniors was struggling to fit the bracket that would keep my cannulated arm from flopping off the table - a senior came over and fixed it, then asked the junior

    “Have you changed your gloves?”

    “uhhh …no?”

    “CHANGE YOUR GLOVES!”

    The last time I went under, I was chatting with the anaesthetist as he was prepping to put me under - seemed like a nice guy, but a bit of a loose cannon. As he put me under, he said something along the lines of

    “We’ll take care of you - this was the stuff that Michael Jackson was on.”

    “…wait what?”

    ininewcrow, (edited )
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    I’ve gone under five times in my life for minor surgeries. Nothing ever happened … but on the fifth on, it was about the same time I got to know a few long time nurses and a doctor friend of mine. They gave me a huge insight into the medical profession. That was when I realized that one of the things that can happen when you go under is … you just never wake up.

    When you go unconscious, you aren’t going to sleep or going into some dream world … you’re more or less dead for a while.

    I went into a my fifth surgery to fix a tendon in my arm and it was probably the most scared I’d been as the world went black. As soon as the anaesthetist injected me and told me to count … the only thing I could think of was that this was the last thing I would ever experience.

    UndercoverUlrikHD,
    @UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev avatar

    Thank you for sharing that fact with the rest of us 👍

    SkyeStarfall,

    It’s why local anesthesia is preferred if that is possible, I believe.

    Scubus,

    I get that, but we’re all destined to die. Better to die to anaesthetic than to a bear right? It seems about the most peaceful way to go

    metaStatic,

    "count backwards from 100"

    I got to 95 and some dude comes out in a clown outfit.

    xkforce,

    Ive been under once and they said the exact same thing about Michael Jackson.

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    “We’ll take care of you - this was the stuff that Michael Jackson was on.”

    “…wait what?”

    Reminds me of that time in 1989 when I was a little girl, going under general anesthesia, the last thing the doctor asked me was “Do you like Bill Cosby?”

    Yes read into it all you want. I do. This really happened.

    WaxedWookie,

    That did not age well.

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    Well yeah but here’s the thing. In 1989 The Cosby show was at its peak popularity and in 1989 very few people if anyone knew that Bill Cosby had been sedating & raping women in his free time. I was a little girl & watched the cosby show every week on TV, it was a great show portraying a great family, bill seemed like a model father and model citizen, he portrayed a doctor on the show.

    My surgical procedure at the time took place in Long Beach California which isn’t far from Hollywood, and in retrospect, based on that weird question my anesthesiologist asked me just as I was going under,

    I have a feeling that he may have known what Bill Cosby had going on behind the scenes. Because WHY ELSE WOULD HE HAVE ASKED ME SUCH A CREEPY QUESTION AT SUCH A SPOOKY VULNERABLE MOMENT

    And the only reason I vividly remember him asking me that was because I only had a brief moment to contemplate his question and formulate my thoughts and response, and my first thought was “that’s a weird question but yeah I guess Bill Cosby is a great guy, good TV show” MY DAD EVEN HAD A BILL COSBY BOOK ON HIS BOOKSHELF 🤦‍♀️But all those thoughts took a fraction of a second and I had no time to reply to his question before I went unconscious.

    MostlyHarmless,

    The English equivalent would be "You’ll be fine son, but if it doesn’t work out, Jim’ll Fix It "

    douglasg14b, in Oblivious
    @douglasg14b@lemmy.world avatar

    Just like others with a missed , obvious, opportunity.

    I had a girl take me to a room, take her clothes off, and then just look at me and and ask “Well?”

    I had no fucking clue what she meant or what to do so I just did nothing. She then changed into different clothes and left.

    tostiman,
    @tostiman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    It hurts just reading this

    ben16w,

    Maybe she wanted you to dress her?

    Annoyed_Crabby,

    Maybe she just want you to check out her new invisible tattoo, can’t be sure.

    LordAmplifier,

    It might’ve been a black-light tattoo and she simply forgot to turn on her UV lamp.

    Kecessa,

    Bruh 😐

    Huschke,

    Fuck, how is this so common? I thought I was the only being this dumb.

    Sprokes,

    Yes, it happened.

    d0glantern, (edited )

    This seems like the naked man move on How i met your mother.

    https://youtu.be/9q4AEvzq7uo?feature=shared

    Alexstarfire,

    I went with “I’ve got boobs.”

    IzzyScissor, in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

    Rizz = chaRISma

    Use it the way your parents would use "game".

    EvilHankVenture,

    Use it the way your parents would use “game”.

    Ok so it’s like this::

    Did you win the rizz?

    This meat is a little rizzy.

    Don’t play rizzes with me.

    diffcalculus,

    Excellent

    Annoyed_Crabby,

    Zelda Breath of the Wild is a very unique videorizz

    Kase,

    Yup, you got it!! 😁🤭

    sock,

    no obviously he’s talking more like:

    im going hunting for some rizz.

    this meat has a rizzy taste.

    AgentGrimstone,

    Ah. It’s a lot more tolerable knowing that. Now what about “drip”?

    SasquatchBanana,

    Drip refers to how someone dresses. Someone who is drippy has a lot of style.

    Also, this has been in circulation for a few years now.

    AgentGrimstone, (edited )

    I was more wondering why that word. Like “rizz” came from “charisma” but “drip” doesn’t seem to have an origin like that.

    I’m getting up there so I’m out of the loop from pretty much anything in the last decade. I only started hearing the drips this year.

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Drip appears to be a metaphor: You’re dripping with money, designer clothes, or confidence.

    As good an explanation as any. I’ve never heard it before, but it’s weird to hear it with a positive connotation since a person being a drip is not a good thing.

    dditty,

    I’ve also heard drip’s origin explained as what happens when you’re hot and wearing a lot of “ice”

    RatzChatsubo,

    Drip comes from making a woman wet because you look really good

    irmoz,

    Please tell me that’s not true

    Cethin, (edited )

    It’s started to be used as in “flirt” though, as a verb (or at least my young cousin has used it this way that I’ve heard). As in, you rizz someone -> you flirt with someone. It sounds really strange when you know it (used to) mean charisma, but whatever.

    PhlubbaDubba,

    I think it’s short for rolling charisma on them since D&D has become a pop culture source now

    Especially with all the memes about horny bards and reminders that persuasion is not rolling for mind control.

    tory, (edited )

    I saw this elsewhere, but the term rizz does imply the existence of other words to shorten all the typical rpg attributes.

    Unsure what they would all be, but I’m thinking these other four seem pretty easy to agree upon:

    Toosh = constitution

    Tren = strength

    Teri = dexterity

    Telli = intelligence

    Holyhandgrenade,
    @Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

    Thanks, I hate it

    Threeme2189,

    Roll for nish

    JohnDClay,

    Yeah those are all abbreviated con, str, dex, and int. I wonder why charisma isn’t abbreviated cha. Maybe that was too close to con?

    tory,

    You must be great at parties, lol.

    JohnDClay,

    D&d parties yes!

    Klaymore,
    @Klaymore@sh.itjust.works avatar

    In D&D it is abbreviated cha, it’s just that rizz sounds more goated and fire.

    menemen, (edited ) in Back in my day...
    @menemen@lemmy.world avatar

    Racist grampa tree has a point, though. Monocultural conifer tree forests are oftentimes a bad idea. We have a lot of problems with our (artificially created) monocultural conifer forests here in German lately. Basically they are just dying of large scale, due do pests. It really is heartbreaking to see hectars of dead trees. Multiculturalism is just the better way and leads to stronger societies, ehm, forests.

    Neon,

    not necessarily stronger, but definitely more resilient

    SlikPikker,

    Dying of beetles isn’t very strong

    fluxion,

    Already too many cultures there for grandpa’s taste

    samus12345, (edited )
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Grandpa needs to lay off the Tree Fox News.

    oce,
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    Flying Fox News

    qooqie, in An endless and hellish cycle [Extra Fabulous]

    If your kidney stopped makin piss I think you’d be a lot more uncomfortable lol

    flicker,

    I took care of a lady with kidney failure for a while and when she skipped dialysis, lemme fuckin tell ya, she knew.

    The toxic shit the kidney works on really feels toxic once it stops!

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