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SoupBrick, in No wonder he's always cranky.

“Crime doesn’t sleep, so neither do I.” ~Batman hallucinating a conversation with the Joker due to sleep deprivation

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Turns out the city doesn’t have flamboyantly dressed supervillains at all. Batman is just running around Gotham, sleep deprived as hell, grabbing confused commuters by the shoulders and accusing them of being The Penguin.

Maultasche, in No wonder he's always cranky.

Robert Pattinson’s Bruce Wayne looks like he doesn’t.

gac11,

It’s because he’s a vampire

MotoAsh, in Maybe it'll be the best year yet

It’ll be the best year yet for global warming, that’s a guarantee. Every year will be setting new records for the forseeable future.

EmergMemeHologram,

☹️

Rolando,

There’s always the possibility of nuclear winter

PRUSSIA_x86,

Porque no los dos?

Wermhatswormhat,

Yep, all we need is nuclear winter to balance out the global warming!

Kase,

Let’s not pls :(

Jorgelino,

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

vrek, in friendly PSA: not all jews are white

Ok this is a legit question, not trying to troll or bait… Are there African or east Asian jews? Like Jewish communities in Ghana or Thailand for example?

datendefekt,
@datendefekt@lemmy.ml avatar

First thing coming to mind are the Jews in Ethiopia.

FUBAR,

There are East Asian Jews en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaifeng_Jews

ArtikBanana, (edited )

Yup.
Ethiopian Jews, Indian Jews, and tiny communties of Chinese and Japanese Jews.

Edit: There are more, but those are mostly Jews that ran away / were expelled from other countries.
Like Jews in Thailand who fled Russia and Iran.

vrek,

Interesting, I only hear of American, European or Middle East jews.

ArtikBanana,

Indian Jews are also the only ones amongst Jewish communities who haven’t faced any discrimination. Despite their presence in India for around 2,000 years.

Melkath, (edited )

"Jewish" gets used with the loose definition of "people who have been expelled from their homeland."

Judaism is the religion formed by the people who were expelled from Egypt. They left Egypt to settle in Israel and establish Judaism.

Over the years, Christianity and Islam gained a foothold in the region, until the UN shoved the inhabitants of Israel into Palestine.

Arguably, modern Palestinians, who largely practice Islam, are Jews.

This leads me to the question, is the term "antisemitic" specific to Judaism or does it cover other types of Jews?

Depending on the answer, you can call modern Israel antisemitic against Palestinian Jews, who want their homeland back, or at the very least to stop being oppressed in the place that they were exiled to. This would make anyone who supports Israel antisemitic.

Edit: Bonus funfact, there is almost perfect overlap on how "Jew" gets used and how "Gypsy" get used. The key difference is that Jews TEND to move from an origin to a destination. Gypsies TEND to have an era of transience. Some Jews get displaced more than once before they can lay down roots. Some Gypsies get displaced so many times that they just go full on nomad/caravan lifestyle and never really stop moving around.

"Gypsy" and "Jew" don't have hard universally accepted definitions, and both of them are derogatory terms. People who identified with (or who were identified as) either of the 2 were targeted equally during the Holocaust, Gypsies were just more efficient at getting the fuck out before being loaded into the trains.

You should never say "I really got Jewed/Gypped by that guy." Both are EXTREMELY offensive terms, and people got sent to ovens over those words being used on them. The Holocaust was not all about Judaic Jews.

vrek,

Thank you for the knowledgeable and helpful post

ExIsraeliAnarchist, (edited )

That person really doesn't seem to know what they're talking about (Jews did not originate in Egypt, the UN didn't "shove" anyone to the land, Jewish settlement has been continuous in the region, and after decades of pogroms which culminated in the Holocaust, many who were in the diaspora ended up returning since they didn't feel safe anywhere else, but more importantly, like so many fleeing war and genocide today - were simply not welcomed by the "allies". There is also no such argument that anyone who lives on that land qualifies as Jewish, that's not how Judaism works, there are Israelis and Palestinians of all and no religion), I recommend reading some actual sources for yourself if you want to know more:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origins_of_Judaism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judaism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_and_Judaism_in_the_Land_of_Israel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_diaspora

And of course I have to defend myself in advance - despite all of the above, I am not denying that the state of Israel is occupying some lands illegally, and is oppressing and ethnically cleansing Palestine.
Both peoples have a rightful claim to parts of that land (and will, eventually, have to share other parts, or all die trying to be the only ones in control), and all deserve to live peacefully side by side on their homelands.

vrek,

Like I said I asked the question in good faith and did not mean anything negative. It was out of pure ignorance and the desire to correct that ignorance.

I think the prime example of your point of “being on this land doesn’t make you Jewish” is the hagie sophiea. It’s a ancient place of worship that has been “owned” by multiple religions over the years.

ExIsraeliAnarchist,

Oh, my criticism wasn't of you, but of the person who replied to you with a load of nonsense. People tend to ignore/simplify/skew the history to fit their agenda (or are too lazy to make the kind of effort you are to understand), so it's good to look at the actual documented history.

As for the Hagia Sophia comparison, I can see where you're coming from, but this is all on a much bigger scale, which by default makes it much more complicated t figure out. But the first step is wanting to know, and you're there, so good job!

520, in Maybe it'll be the best year yet

2023 was the best year for me in a long time. Got a neat promotion and a marry-worthy partner :)

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

That’s awesome!

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Today you will stub your toe. Twice.

PopShark,

Same toe. Same spot.

Decoy321,

Easy there, Satan

krellor,

Congrats on both!

Wermhatswormhat,

In this awful time we live in, that’s all you can ask for! That’s awesome!

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  • 520,

    Aww congrats dude :)

    jubilationtcornpone,

    Those two make a big difference. Ten years ago I was broke, in an abusive marriage, and still trying to work out a bunch of personal issues.

    Today, I have an awesome (different) wife, a job I don’t hate where I make good money, kids that I love, and a place to call home.

    There’s still rough days. Those are part of life. But I am a very fortunate man and even when I have a bad day, I remember that it used to be and could be way, way worse.

    520,

    It's good you were able to get out of that abusive situation and into something better. Congratulations, my friend :)

    Kystael,

    Did your promotion exceed inflation by a nice margin?

    520,

    It really did! It's a decent boost to my savings for sure

    CryptidBestiary, in Plus your enemy knows what's coming

    My thought is that it helps the audience know what exactly they’re doing. Not saying it’s necessary because I think a good visual indication will let the audience know, but I think that’s what they were maybe going for.

    shadmere,

    Especially in manga.

    MagnyusG,

    I really liked YuYu Hakusho for having big title cards whenever some characters would use attacks (and sometimes equipment/weapons) without yelling. It was also nice that the narrator would sometimes explain things quickly to not detract from the action, though they stopped doing that pretty early on, presumably because they assumed the audience would have a better grasp on things as the show progressed, or because the characters actually had a reason to assess or explain things.

    RedAggroBest,

    The ol’ Brock effect, a character who’s job 90% of the time was to tell the audience what was going on. More forgivable in a kids show, used to happen way too much in more adult shows too

    Zozano,
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    edgemaster72, in Plus your enemy knows what's coming
    @edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar
    coffeebiscuit,

    Doesn’t count, he uses a multiplier.

    davidaprice, in No wonder he's always cranky.

    According to the Sam Hamm/Denys Cowan story from way back when, he’s able to get all the rest he needs in, like, 40 minutes.

    JeffreyOrange,

    Lol and he is supposed to bot have superpowers

    Lmaydev, in No wonder he's always cranky.

    My friend tried this thing where you nap for 20 minutes every 4 hours or so.

    They managed to get into a good rhythm with it for a while.

    They stopped because they missed sleep and it was weird as fuck being awake all the time.

    They had an amazing ability to fall asleep almost instantly so I imagine that made it much easier.

    HeyJoe,

    That’s only 2 hours of sleep a day, idk how this could work longer than a couple of days before crashing.

    supamanc,

    The theory is that after a couple of days of you short circuit the natural sleep cycle, to go into REM sleep instantly when you sleep. As we only experience about 2 hrs of REM sleep per night, you get all of the sleep you need in these 15-20 min bursts, every 4 hrs or so. Think how when you’re really tired, a little nap will fully refresh you for a few hrs., but sleep a little longer, and your fucked!

    RedditRefugee69,

    They actually studied this in the Cold War for 24 hour bomber pilot missions. 4 hrs on, 2 hrs sleep was their answer. Also meth

    AnonWyo,

    No, no, no, no. This is evolutionary. I been reading this book on Leonardo da Vinci. See, that means ‘from Vinci’.

    MNByChoice,

    They had an amazing ability to fall asleep almost instantly so I imagine that made it much easier.

    Sleep deprivation will do that.

    TrippyFocus,

    It’s called the Everyman/uberman sleep cycle depending on how extreme you go and it’s pretty interesting. Tried the Everyman for awhile and it was nice but if you get sick or otherwise mess it up it you basically have to restart the whole process. Also tough to do if you’re not single, once I met my wife I fully gave it up.

    agamemnonymous, (edited )
    @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Yup. Only works if you can hit your nap times every time without fail. A single missed nap will completely ruin everything. Not a lot of people have lives/jobs conducive to naps every 4 hours on the dot.

    BaardFigur, in How time flies

    It’s only 2*

    RIP_Cheems,
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    3

    BaardFigur,

    22nd today. Christmas is 24th. 2 days

    RIP_Cheems,
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    No, it’s the 25th, it’s 3 days.

    DriftinGrifter,

    Depends in country some celebrate the 24th

    Donkter,

    This is kind of true. The liturgical day begins on sundown. So Christmas Day is technically after sundown on the 24th to the sundown of the 25th. Most of the day is spent on the 25th, in the christian calendar it’s all on the 25th and the confusion only arises as the calendars clash.

    Baku,

    And where I am it’s been the 23rd for the last 17.5 hours so

    son_named_bort, in How time flies

    That means I don’t have to start my Christmas shopping for another 2 days.

    agent_flounder,
    @agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

    I like the way you think!

    XTornado,

    I always like a good running all day store to store to find that last Turbo-Man just to finally remember you didn’t get anything for your wive.

    GregorGizeh,

    If you aren’t rushing from store to store in a last minute panic induced mixture of rage and disappointment in yourself for letting it come to this, is it even Christmas?

    kofe,

    For me it’s trying to get crochet projects done. I have two football coasters so far >.<

    Delphia, in Note the squished head. This guy is not a Nobel Prize candidate.

    Ive seen that many adds for idiotic games where the stupid fuck in the add is obviously just playing the game poorly and I KNOW its a tactic to get me to prove how smaht I am by getting the game and doing better than the shitstick in the video. I KNOW its a manipulation tactic.

    But I kind of still want to prove it.

    BruceTwarzen,

    They said only 1% of the people can solve the puzzle, vut i could solve it every time. By my own calculations my IQ is around 164

    ivanafterall,
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    vut you might want to recalculate.

    ChillDude69, (edited )

    There’s a subset of those that end up actually being SUPER CREEPY. Ya know the ones where there’s, like, a pack of Albert Einsteins or Socrateses (Socratepedes???) all chanting and waving their arms? And saying some weird shit like “ONLY LEFT BRAINED PEOPLE CAN BEAT THIS LEVEL” or whatever wack-ass shit, like that?

    That shit is somehow, like, actual nightmare fuel for me. It’s just too surreal and weirdly threatening. Makes me want to just not look at it, instantly.

    littlebluespark, (edited )
    @littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

    Bright side? You’re living a charmed AF life if that’s “nightmare fuel”. 🤌🏼

    ChillDude69,

    Well, the lowest possible level of nightmare fuel.

    orca,
    @orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts avatar

    It’s nightmare fuel for your nightmare moped and not your nightmare jet.

    ChillDude69,

    Exactly. And I mean, you’re gonna put more hours on the moped than the jet, most likely.

    CaptainBlagbird,
    @CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

    Socrati?

    Socrate!

    Nommer,

    Vinny from Vinesauce on twitch will often play the most horrible mobile games/ads on Sunday streams and him and chat are always just absolutely shitting on them. It’s a great laugh, I highly recommend.

    hulemy,
    Delphia,

    Lol, I may actually get that.

    Phen,

    I’ve tried those games so you don’t have to:

    Reality is even worse than the worst thing you can imagine. You know all those games you’ve seen hundreds of ads for and do do a pretty shitty job at making the game itself feel interesting?

    Well that game content shown in the ads is actually the best part of those games. The actual game has nothing to do with what’s shown in the ad, but if you keep playing the super boring game, from time to time you get a chance to play a mini game inside of it which is still pretty boring but miles ahead of the rest of the game. Those mini games are what is shown in the ads.

    I don’t know how those games afford so many ads. Who is even playing them. I can only imagine some people actually play it just for fear of missing out because the constant ads for those games make the game itself appear popular.

    possiblylinux127, in How time flies

    Files*

    diffcalculus,

    Lifes*

    Pratai, in Reach out and touch them

    Memes are getting incredibly nitchy lately.

    EndlessApollo, (edited )

    Nitchy? I haven’t seen that word and I can’t tell from looking it up if this is some use I don’t understand or if it’s just a misspelling/pronunciation of niche

    Plantfoodclock, in If anything, there should be 3 more Cousin Eddie types and a LOT more yelling and crying

    Does the Folgers Christmas commercial show what white brother/sister dynamics are really like?

    ChillDude69,

    I don’t know if I’ve seen that one. But the Country Crock commercials show what non-abusive white marriages are like. Lots of small talk and occasional hand-touching, but not much else.

    Plantfoodclock, (edited )

    youtu.be/CKgKPGBa9EQ?si=JH7qla5miBDBAi5p, there’s a shorter version but I think this is the one I saw last time I was in the South

    PrincessLeiasCat,

    Wait - is that a SEQUEL to the one like 20 years ago?

    I know about it because I had recorded some show on VHS and watched it a million times (as kids do) and the OG Folgers Christmas commercial was one of the commercials.

    It was the same premise but the sister was a little kid and the brother was home from college IIRC.

    Plantfoodclock,

    I’d chalk it up to common marketing strategies based on family around the holidays.

    That said, I really hope the one you’re talking about didn’t have the same sexual tension between the brother and sister. “I can excuse incest but I draw the line at pedophilia”

    PrincessLeiasCat,

    lol thankfully no, and here it is:

    youtu.be/I4kNl7cQdcU?si=Igl9ONzPbfQo-5AE

    Plantfoodclock,

    Well I stand corrected, the newer one is definitely a tribute to the old commercial considering it seems to have been a bit beloved. Except the newer one is also beloved by white brothers and sisters everywhere.

    PrincessLeiasCat,

    Since I have no brothers or sisters, it’s just meh to me lol

    ChillDude69,

    Jesus Christ on a whole-wheat bagel, man. The production values and acting in that shit were, like, OUT OF CONTROL.

    teft,
    @teft@startrek.website avatar

    Fun fact: the sister in that commercial is played by the daughter of Star Trek character actor Jeffrey Combs.

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